Messy Ph.D

|| everything i say is serious, i don’t joke ||

[Messy Ph.D @MessyAssDyke]

love stumbling across the page of someone so beautifully ethereal i have to take a sec & admire them

[Ms.Boy 🍄🫧✨ @therealmsboy]

LMFAAAAOOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Messy Ph.D @MessyAssDyke]

i swear that every word you sing you wrote them for me

[j꩜urnofarc @journbotany]

happy femme appreciation dayyy🥰🥰

[Messy Ph.D @MessyAssDyke]

@frogclubs wait !!! i know ball and i like it i was just trying to say like it’s very feral thing to do

[Messy Ph.D @MessyAssDyke]

arguing w the gc cause they think sniffing your partners armpits is normal behavior

[Messy Ph.D @MessyAssDyke]

@therealmsboy naaa you handsome af w the blonde, do it !!

[Messy Ph.D @MessyAssDyke]

everybody need a real ass friend like this in they life

[head dyke in charge @kcdamenace]

@Monalise_ah i mean yeah she a murderer and stuff but she’s nice 😔

[Messy Ph.D @MessyAssDyke]

@THlCCNlC don’t you got an armpit to lick ?

[Messy Ph.D @MessyAssDyke]

@mkgiselle no you’re good, apparently it is

[liv @JoieDeLiv]

Bean with the meat in it isn’t bad it’s just not how you need to make baked beans. Make a separate specialty tray or somthing

[George McGowan @GjMcGowan]

I quote this one regularly

[FAT FEM COMMANDER @D3ATHTH33K1DD]

Kissing that fat fem will save you btw!!!!!

[jae۵ @jaeexjaee]

“Her long blonde tresses” ok so it’s a black girl with a 613 bussdown

[jae۵ @jaeexjaee]

When ppl talk about how they can’t read books with white characters I shut up because my brain makes everyone black 😭

[Messy Ph.D @MessyAssDyke]

@d1l3s speak !!!!! we wanna know !

[Messy Ph.D @MessyAssDyke]

HAPPY FEMME APPRECIATION DAY !!

[gone girl @talx310]

don’t tell me happy 4th idc 😭😭😭

[Messy Ph.D @MessyAssDyke]

@talx310 point me to where they do that at

[Messy Ph.D @MessyAssDyke]

@CelestialTayy

[BLOCKIANA @beammeupblocki]

Ok watch whats hot nxt

[ganii @gahhnie]

the chinese are puffing shit i couldnt even fathom