Alex🔜 ????

Cause I’m a punk rocker, yes I am

[Alex🔜 ???? @Mestrah3]

IT HAPPENED IM SO HAPPY WHAT A CRAZY INSANE SHOW FR FR

[Alex🔜 ???? @Mestrah3]

App that lets you play every jazz song ever but only one time each

[Alex🔜 ???? @Mestrah3]

I need to be on the other sides legal team so badly

[Fairplaygov @fairplaygov]

Being a Kalshi lawyer is hard, part 2

[val 𝝑𝝔 @haybitchless]

it’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for explaining to me the whole lore of the hunger games universe”

[Spane, Your Average Cornell ’77 Enjoyer @SperrysandNikes]

As a grown man, I’ll never be fully honest about my favorite dessert, because it’s dirt and worms. You can’t say that when you’re an adult. So I just say chocolate chip cookies and move on

[Alex🔜 ???? @Mestrah3]

Diet Coke is a 1200/10

[maxy 🇵🇱 ★ 𝓳ℯ𝗌𝓉 𝗣𝗜𝗘𝐊𝗡𝗜𝓮 @maxxymillian]

50 quadrillion dollars to nasa

[olive 🩵 @ct_girlie]

love is in the air? WRONG! astrophage

[Jokamundo @Jokamundo]

Love bombing my wife for 70 years straight then ghosting her (dying)

[Opeyemi the lightbearer✨ @iamhalimat_]

Law school.

[Analytic Valley Girl Chris @ChrisExpTheNews]

I was using ChatGPT for legal advice and it decided to completely hallucinate some preposterous nonsense about how growing wheat to use on my own farm somehow constitutes interstate commerce

[Alex🔜 ???? @Mestrah3]

@TherealJerp

[Alex🔜 ???? @Mestrah3]

Not when my duo takes my component after I specifically say I need it during double up…..

[John Crofts (jmcrofts) @crofts]

it's so funny when people rage at me like "you took the item I needed!"

like yeah, we're opponents 😭

[Alex🔜 ???? @Mestrah3]

Sometimes I read things on this app and realize I am in a bubble cause wdym people romanticize this? I want a girl who would kill someone to achieve her goals and I wanna help her get there and I think this is generally the attitude of the people I know

[Alex🔜 ???? @Mestrah3]

I was the only guy in my schools book club as a middle schooler and that shit rocked ngl I read so much cool stuff and had such good conversations I would’ve not had otherwise

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

That ratio sounds about right

[Alex🔜 ???? @Mestrah3]

@TFTBlueFrog @FurryQueezle @149centimeters True true

[Alex🔜 ???? @Mestrah3]

@TFTBlueFrog @FurryQueezle @149centimeters No cause 4 shurima does that, I’d go for Brock

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

You can't ever kill yourself. If you had died three days ago you never even would have conceived of an authentic Donald Trump-Bill Clinton sex tape. And now it's here. And we just might see it yet. Hang in there

[Alex🔜 ???? @Mestrah3]

Sometimes I use a word and go "idk if that works here" and then I search it up and it does and I feel good. (just used sardonically in a legal writing assignment).

[Alex🔜 ???? @Mestrah3]

There’s just something about Noah Kahan that gets me locked in