ALD.

Wife Guy. Movie Guy. Headline: “Disillusioned Low-Level Director Makes Appearance on Social Media.” Available to Freelance. Camera Work. Photography. - RP -

[ALD. @MetaTwoFour]

@DizzyUpxTheGirl Need it in the Criterion Collection.

[ALD. @MetaTwoFour]

I’ve watched this 500 times in the last hour.

[The Dizzaster Artist @DizzyUpxTheGirl]

Dizzy in red.

[ALD. @MetaTwoFour]

@DizzyUpxTheGirl Actual picture of me.

[The Dizzaster Artist @DizzyUpxTheGirl]

One year down and forever left to go. Your birthday is our day because there's no you without me (and vice versa).

[The Dizzaster Artist @DizzyUpxTheGirl]

@MetaTwoFour I'm giving you the classic wife look.

[ALD. @MetaTwoFour]

@DizzyUpxTheGirl This is relatively good news.

[ALD. @MetaTwoFour]

Turning 30, but at what cost? Anyway, I’m on probation.

[The Dizzaster Artist @DizzyUpxTheGirl]

Married people.

[ALD. @MetaTwoFour]

https://t.co/nyLoW4OCSx

[The Dizzaster Artist @DizzyUpxTheGirl]

Serving (almost) summer face.

[ALD. @MetaTwoFour]

There’s a new Youtuber movie out that’s supposed to be nuts.

[ALD. @MetaTwoFour]

I’m not saying I have an issue with spoilers in general, but it’s honestly egregious.

[ALD. @MetaTwoFour]

I had to mute the word obsession, by the way. One of the most heavily promoted films in recent memory through social media, and somehow also quickly the most spoiled.

[ALD. @MetaTwoFour]

Me and Dizzy starring in Obsession, but it turns out okay because I’m also obsessed.

[The Dizzaster Artist @DizzyUpxTheGirl]

She's got a secret garden.

[ALD. @MetaTwoFour]

Project Hail Mary was good.

[Bryan Williams @LiveFromTheMoon]

Project Hail Mary was good

[ALD. @MetaTwoFour]

My pretty wife. Thank you.