『Stark』

“𝕀𝕥’𝕤 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕓𝕖 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜.” Minimalist coconut at your service. What the hell is Starkium? (Earth—69,420) //ss / no lewd

[『Stark』 @MetalAndCoconut]

𝒴𝑜𝓊 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝓌𝒽𝑜 𝐼 𝒶𝓂.

　　• 𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐈𝐌𝟐/𝐏𝐫𝐞-𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞
　　• 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐦 | 𝐁𝐢
　　• 𝐋𝐢𝐭
　　• 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬/𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐬

You know the drill. 🔁❤️

[『Stark』 @MetalAndCoconut]

Pepper: don’t look now, but-
Tony, immediately whipping his head around:

[🛌 archive @bedriddenbot]

i believe in a universe that doesn't care and people who do.

[『Stark』 @MetalAndCoconut]

Pepper said he couldn’t wear crocs with his Armani suit to the function.

Guess who isn’t getting a Christmas card this year.

[『Stark』 @MetalAndCoconut]

Once again thinking about Steve “Defrosted Chicken” Rogers.

[『Stark』 @MetalAndCoconut]

For real though, did they just stick Steve in the sink like he was chicken that needed defrosting???

This question is going to haunt him at night.

[『Stark』 @MetalAndCoconut]

Is he speaking from personal experience? Maybe.

[『Stark』 @MetalAndCoconut]

“Sometimes a crunchwrap supreme will heal you more than therapy ever did.”

[『Stark』 @MetalAndCoconut]

……………”Not to sound judgy or anything,—“

[Deanna Black @TheWildling]

"Absolutely not. I may just frame this and put it up behind my desk here with no context."

[『Stark』 @MetalAndCoconut]

“If I say yes will you never speak of this again?”

[Deanna Black @TheWildling]

…

"Did someone dare you to do this?"

[『Stark』 @MetalAndCoconut]

“Sometimes you just have to take the mythbusters approach to things and blow it all straight to hell. Works like a charm.”

[『Stark』 @MetalAndCoconut]

(He’s in a silly goofy mood.)

[『Stark』 @MetalAndCoconut]

Hands the reader a sticky note that says “heebie jeebies” with a solemn expression and walks away.

[『Stark』 @MetalAndCoconut]

No, he will not elaborate.

However, the hydraulic fluid he’s drenched in might have something to do with it.

[『Stark』 @MetalAndCoconut]

“My idiot senses are tingling.”

[『Stark』 @MetalAndCoconut]

“Update: The idiot is me.”

[『Stark』 @MetalAndCoconut]

“If anyone tries to give me a sherpa blanket they’re going to jail.”

[『Stark』 @MetalAndCoconut]

The explosions are INTENTIONAL.

[『Stark』 @MetalAndCoconut]

“I have ingested literally enough caffeine to stay awake for a week. I can hear my pulse. Great start to this project. Where are my jams—“

[『Stark』 @MetalAndCoconut]

Nick Fury‘s getting a new ringtone.

[『Stark』 @MetalAndCoconut]

………Why did he just find a sound file named “fart_reverb.WAV”