"I came here to chew Big Purple Bubble Gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum."
Fortunately, we still have some Big Purple Bubble Gum and Berry Fresh Bubble Gum (but not much) in stock at Metal Mini Mart.
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They say that no high in the world can compete with the brain freeze you get from consuming a Purple Slurp Slushy after a hot day riding roller coasters at Magic Mountain.
Reminder that "Wheezing the juice" is always allowed at @MetalMiniMart.
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Welcome to the first Bloxshop test on @XPRNetwork Testnet!🛍️⚛️
Bloxshop is a white-label commerce platform:
your brand, your catalog, and one checkout for physical products, print-on-demand, and NFTs
Pay with cards, PayPal, and XPR Network / WebAuth payments.
Over the next few days, we will present and explain individual Bloxshop features — but you can already start testing today.
What better way to cut down on smoking than to purchase cigs you can't smoke?
Pick yourself up a pack of Proton Lights from Metal Mini Mart. They make your @webauthwallet look cool and sophisticated.
Warning: Buying NFTs can be hazardous to your financial health.
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Yes, it's exactly what it looks like, a single slice of processed cheese. Almond moms and granola heads will hate, but this is one of the most legendary snacks of all time.
Remember, 1 XPR = 1 XPR.
XPR Cheese Singles now available at Metal Mini Mart on @soon_market.
After b-balling my ass off all afternoon in @DegenHoopers' 3PT SHOOT-OUT game to score some $NUTMEG, I reach in the fridge for one of these bad boys to get the juices flowing again.
New one-of-a-kind "Blackberry" flavor of XPR Cola now available at Metal Mini Mart.
Purp-Secret Microwave Popcorn now available at Metal Mini Mart on @soon_market.
"This uniquely colorful and exotically flavorful strain of popcorn was developed in a lab by renowned agricultural scientist, Marshall Haynerbacher." 🍿
Nothing goes better with a rented Nintendo game from Blockbuster than a bag of Purp-Secret Microwave Popcorn from @MetalMiniMart. This uniquely colorful and exotically flavorful strain of popcorn was developed in a lab by renowned agricultural scientist, Marshall Haynerbacher.
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Nothing goes better with a rented Nintendo game from Blockbuster than a bag of Purp-Secret Microwave Popcorn from @MetalMiniMart. This uniquely colorful and exotically flavorful strain of popcorn was developed in a lab by renowned agricultural scientist, Marshall Haynerbacher.
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Went to buy a few million more $NUTMEG and noticed it's getting kind of pricey. All this new development is having an impact.
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Go to 👇
https://t.co/ljR2jB2YoC
To read the deep dive analysis on the XPR Network $XPR & the Degen Hoopers Eco! Haven’t seen anything report wise like this on the network. Lots of data!
Personally I just read it for the witty editorial cartoons and the cigarette ads. PLAYBERRY Mag - Collector’s issue now avail at @MetalMiniMart.
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If you're bored of midwit essays on Substack and looking for some actually insightful reading material, PLAYBERRY Mag is an extremely highbrow and tasteful publication with titillating articles about the future of finance.
Available at Metal Mini Mart!