Metal!

LONG LIVE METALTOWN. I could beat you in arm wrestling, butchering, and thrashing. Got a wife , daughter, and baby son who aren't terrible. Ugh.

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@ImFlowchart All I see is a useless device that brings back dark, dark memories........WHICH I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH CHARACTERS HERE TO EXPLAIN!

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I think I just vomited on my keyboard @ImFlowchart. And not the cool kind in a jar. More like the why-do-I-still-follow-you-on-Twitter kind. https://t.co/9CgBg1jZ4M

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Ask not what your TI-83 Plus calculator can do for you, ask what you can do for your TI-83 Plus calculator. #MakeAQuoteModern

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Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes yesterday for my little metalhead @BabyMyMusic. Maybe he'll actually post something coherent soon.

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Geez. Thanksgiving may be the only holiday where there seem to be more leftovers than the original meal.

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Had a dream Gorgol and I rode through a field of fire on three-headed stallions burning down a village of dragon warriors. It was beautiful.

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Let's get real people. Superman's the weakest super hero. Serve him a bowl of macaroni and Kryptonite and he's gone by dinner time.

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You know she's your soulmate when your wife packs you lunch consisting of an 8 oz steak, a water bottle full of OJ, and forgets the veggies.

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The only things that are holding back football from greatness are spiked helmets, explosive footballs, and one-on-one axe duels.

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All that I ask for my birthday is a pinata filled with t-bone steaks, a gallon of apple juice, and the head of a wildebeest.

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Coming back to the office and this equipment closet has more cobwebs than a Metallica concert. Am I right?! Heh...because they suck now.

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Watch the director of MyMusic live, right now talking MyMusic! http://t.co/c8gZbdN0Di

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STREAMYS WHAT?! MyMusic nominated for the AUDIENCE CHOICE AWARD? Vote here from now until 09/07 knuckleheads! http://t.co/i2NP10EGzu

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Working on some Slayer lullabies for my kid! He's gonna learn what good music sounds like!!!

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My kid has quite the left hook already and he's not even 6 months old!!!!!

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I think I'm finally sick of drinking apple juice....................KIDDING!! Hehehe almost got you guys there.

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My kid just did his first headbang!!!! So proud of the little guy!!!!

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Lemme tell you, being a dad should be a paid gig. Hardest job in the world.

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Nothing like a little old school Metallica to relieve the stress I get from my kids.

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Man, I haven't seen Gut Baby and Crap Smear in awhile. Miss those guys......

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Yeah so my kid doesn't have a name yet, so what! When he gets one it will be epic like his father!!!