Shayne Mathis

Present: Heavy metal marketing and editorial stuff. Past: YouTube Music, writing words about music on the internet, Full Metal Hipster podcast

[Shayne Mathis @MetalShayne2000]

[Rob Zombie voice]
Welllll Frankenstein motherfucker Raggedy Ann

Churcabra hotrod Invisible Man

Grindhouse mama lama flash in the pan

Beep boop meep mop Godzilla Japan

[Palm muted power chords]

[Shayne Mathis @MetalShayne2000]

Elon is going to post himself into CECOT.

[Shayne Mathis @MetalShayne2000]

I’m breaking my Twitter hiatus to bear witness to one of the best days on this website in real time.

[Shayne Mathis @MetalShayne2000]

@xlnyc @RandyRRQuaid @alexwinter This is such a great example of how generative AI functions like the human digestive system. It consumes good things and then spits out a turd.

[Shayne Mathis @MetalShayne2000]

[Rob Zombie voice]
Welllll Frankenstein motherfucker Raggedy Ann

Churcabra hotrod Invisible Man

Grindhouse mama lama flash in the pan

Beep boop meep mop Godzilla Japan

[Palm muted power chords]

[Shayne Mathis @MetalShayne2000]

Callous Daoboys continuing Rage Against the Machine’e legacy of clarifying that all the wonderfully fucked up noises they make are created organically.

[The Callous Daoboys @callousdaoboys]

All the funny noises are a guitar, btw.

[Shayne Mathis @MetalShayne2000]

@_CardamomCoffee They’ve got a Pet Shop Boys cover too! https://t.co/qqUFQQ9dEi

[Shayne Mathis @MetalShayne2000]

@_CardamomCoffee The way I found out about Graveworm was their cover of “Losing My Religion” haha https://t.co/tA4UyfQAFP

[Shayne Mathis @MetalShayne2000]

Fuck this spineless asshole and his shitty movies.

[Damien Leone @damienleone]

Hopefully I never have to bring up politics publicly ever again but this desperately needed to be said on behalf of the Terrifier franchise 🙏

[Shayne Mathis @MetalShayne2000]

@JoeThrashnkill It’s always wild to see these metal engagement bait accounts that popped up in the last few years that have thousands of followers and 20 likes per post. I can’t imagine spending my time like that.

[Shayne Mathis @MetalShayne2000]

@JoeThrashnkill I went to high school with this guy whose current career is cosplaying Johnny Depp characters at parties and corporate events and he would love this hat.

[Shayne Mathis @MetalShayne2000]

If you’ve ever taken any intro to film courses in college, half the class are guys like this. Just absolute dullards who string words together that they think sound smart.

[Shayne Mathis @MetalShayne2000]

The joke in that scene is Peter’s dumb and trying to sound smart. He can’t explain what “it insists on itself means” when the family questions him and he admits he’s never watched the entire movie because he doesn’t understand the dialogue.

[rules-based international zachary @TomKhruisehchev]

"It insists upon itself" is completely valid line of argumentation, and honestly I could not count how many films are guilty of this particular crime.

[Shayne Mathis @MetalShayne2000]

Source: Trust me, bro

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

EXCLUSIVE: 'Severance': Apple TV+ Series Has Made More Than $200M For Streamer - Report https://t.co/OuVV91r3bJ

[Shayne Mathis @MetalShayne2000]

YESSSSSSS

[John Squires 🎃 @FreddyInSpace]

Terrifier 3 proved there's a rabid hunger for unrated horror on the big screen. And at Cineverse & Bloody Disgusting we're doubling down on our promise to release movies other companies won't by bringing Macon Blair's TOXIC AVENGER to theaters in '25. UNRATED and in WIDE RELEASE.

[Shayne Mathis @MetalShayne2000]

This is the kind of primo content you’re missing if you’re still wasting your time here instead of following me on Bluesky.

[Shayne Mathis @MetalShayne2000]

If you need a pick-me-up today, just imagine Jon Schaffer covered in flop sweat and nervously tugging at his collar because all the J6 rioters he narc’d on to the FBI are back on the street.

[Shayne Mathis @MetalShayne2000]

“Beer tastes like piss water” is such a 1990s opinion.

[Shayne Mathis @MetalShayne2000]

I intentionally don’t drink enough to get drunk if I go to a brewery or craft bar because the primary reason I drink beer is the taste.

[Al Smizzle @AlZeidenfeld]

Nobody drinks beer for the taste.

[Shayne Mathis @MetalShayne2000]

I’m not an “everything’s a psyop” guy but I do believe a nonzero number of these leftist shit posting and meme accounts that spread a ton of misinfo on social media are run by intelligence agencies and right wing trolls.

[Shayne Mathis @MetalShayne2000]

The biggest barrier to learning about Chinese society if you’re a U.S. citizen is the fact that the left and right in this country both make up insane lies about it.

[Shayne Mathis @MetalShayne2000]

My beloved wife and children were wiped out by tuberculosis.

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

I don't want to hear your most boomer complaint or your most millennial complaint. Tell me your most Victorian complaint.