underachievin ❌

Lessons are learned during the bear..

[underachievin ❌ @Metalfacewho]

@spacepixel @ThisIsNuse Lmao what do you think about winterspell? Finding boxes for 240 AUD and set value keeps rising, seems underpriced?

For Islands do you think the set is a bit undervalued? Sorta b tier IP, perhaps I'm missing something

[underachievin ❌ @Metalfacewho]

@spacepixel @ThisIsNuse Ive been buying jafar, unsure on islands, but yes aussie stores lagging, arb opportunity

[underachievin ❌ @Metalfacewho]

@spacepixel Was buying boxes on the weekend, Jafar box seemed mispriced and bought, retailers all caught on and bumped up their prices by end of yday.. same as wilds unknown.

What sets are you in lorcana? Jafar looks to be the one underpriced atm, they all probably are except fabled.

[𝕋𝕖𝕞𝕞𝕪🦇🔊 @Only1temmy]

DELPHI DIGITAL JUST DROPPED THEIR 2026 STATE OF THE TOKEN MARKET

HERE'S THE TLDR:

1/ 2024-25 had every ingredient of a bull market. But for altcoin holders it was one of the most dilutive periods in crypto history. Institutional money went to BTC and ETH. Everything else got left behind.

2/ Of tens of millions of tokens minted this cycle, only ~1,700 (under 0.01%) generate $250K+ in daily volume. The long tail is basically a graveyard.

3/ Buying every CEX listing from Jan 2025 destroyed $329K of every $652K invested. Median return: -82%. Gateio alone listed 348 tokens, more than the other four exchanges combined, with an 85% loss rate. Volume without curation was the whole business model.

4/ Most tokens spend their entire lifetime below their launch price. L2s are the worst, 80% of lifetime underwater. Consumer crypto is a lottery ticket. CEX tokens are the only cohort that actually got better over time.

5/ For most tokens in 2025, doing nothing beat buying and holding. Only tokens with real structural buyers on the other side (HYPE, SKY, ZEC, XMR) consistently held. Everything else just bled.

6/ Most VC-backed tokens launched this cycle are below their launch price. The worst are down 90%+. Inflated FDV, low float, brief pop for insiders and airdrop farmers, then relentless sell pressure as unlocks kick in. Holders have no revenue claim, no floor. Death by a thousand cuts.

7/ $TRUMP launched Jan 17, 2025. Peaked +576%. Collapsed. Took the whole memecoin category with it and the liquidity never came back. The Memecoin Index is down 75% since. 64 weekly rebalances across dozens of tickers couldn't fix it.

8/ Only 6 memecoin names held continuously since Jan 2025: BONK, WIF, FARTCOIN, FLOKI, PEPE, SPX. Everyone else is a round-tripper or dead.

9/ Launch FDVs fell 85% from Q1 2024 to Q1 2026. Still wasn't enough. Tokens lost another 30-80% in the 6 months after TGE anyway. The market reprices faster than teams can launch.

10/ Unlocks don't just hurt, they compound. Each event erases ~7% excess return vs BTC in the surrounding 3-week window. 28 of 33 tokens underperform BTC at every single unlock. Worst offenders: PEAQ -19.8%, VENOM -18.6%, W -15.6%, ZK -15.1%, ANIME -12.0%. The problem isn't the unlock. It's that the next one is 30 days away.

11/ Launchpads vs CEX: at 7 days every launchpad cohort is green, every CEX cohort is already underwater. The one exception is MetaDAO, where Futarchy governance let holders vote to unwind and receive $0.822 back on a $0.80 sale. A floor no CEX listing has ever provided.

12/ Airdrops are structurally dead. Sybil cost is now zero in an agentic world. Legitimate issuers can't legally do them. The CAC math is catastrophic (ARB alone paid ~$1.36B to users who left within a month). The ones that worked (Hyperliquid, Jito) were coincidences, not templates.

13/ Token holders have no rights when it matters. Pumpdotfun, SOL Strategies, Circle, Coinbase all did acquisitions this cycle. In every case equity captured the value. Token holders got nothing or close to it. Until token rights are legally enforced, holders rely entirely on team goodwill.

14/ The DAT premium is gone. Of $104B across 59 pure-play DATs, Strategy alone holds $63B. The other 58 trade at a median 0.81x mNAV and 36 of 59 trade below the actual value of their crypto holdings. The staking yield edge over ETFs is gone. MARA is already selling BTC. The deleveraging cycle has started. Strategy was the only real winner of that model.

15/ Revenue-weighted portfolios returned +30.6% since Jan 2025. BTC -17%, ETH -35%, SOL -58% in the same period. Cash flows beat narratives. It's not even close anymore.

16/ Fundamentals were always priced in. The market just took two years to prove it. CEX tokens, the only category backed by issuers with measurable recurring revenue, trade at 8.9x the broader market at the 2-year mark. L2s collapsed to 0.16x. The data sorted what narrative couldn't.

17/ The fee switch era is here. Between late 2024 and early 2026, every major DeFi protocol with real revenue either launched with value accrual or voted it in. HYPE, SKY, AAVE, JUP, PUMP, MET, UNI, PENDLE all flipped. "The fee switch didn't arrive. Teams stopped fighting it."

18/ But buybacks alone don't save a token. HYPE +533%. SKY +25%. AAVE -25%. JUP -40%, despite having the highest buyback yield in the set at 18.83%. Token-specific pressures can overwhelm any buyback program. "Buybacks are the mechanism. They are not the moat."

19/ The math shows why. Aave barely covers its own emissions (0.90x coverage). Jupiter is overwhelmed: $3.70 in unlocks for every $1 bought back (0.26x coverage). You can't buyback your way out of a broken token structure.

20/ The ETF holder base quietly rotated. Brevan Howard -27%, Tudor -72%, Hunting Hill -97%. All basis-trade unwinds. Who replaced them: Morgan Stanley +177%, BlackRock proprietary (brand new position, built to 51.4M shares), Mubadala/Harvard +54%. Advisors up 204%, sovereigns and endowments up 228%. The leverage trade left. Real long-term capital arrived.

21/ Emissions must become a function of performance, not time. Five mechanisms are emerging: performance-gated unlocks, retroactive supply destruction, supply-cut governance, fair-launch structures, and liquidity-adjusted vesting. Before 2025 the trigger was a calendar. Going forward it should be earnings.

22/ The protocol scorecard is brutal. HYPE passes on everything. AAVE passes on nearly everything with a partial on value accrual. JUP and PUMP fail on emissions. PLUME and BEAR fail on product, revenue, and emissions. TAO has narrative but no revenue. Most tokens have not earned the right to exist as investment assets yet.

23/ The market stopped buying stories. KAITO -76%. PLUME -94%. BERA -94%. LINEA -87%. All had great narratives, none had traction. HYPE, AAVE, UNI won because the numbers were real. "A clean story still helps. It just isn't enough."

24/ Memecoins that pretended to be revenue protocols got wiped. AI16Z -95%, ZEREBRO -96%, GORK -98%, ACT -98%. The survivors (DOGE, SHIB, PEPE, WIF/BONK, FARTCOIN) are the ones that were always honest about what they are. Tradeable attention. "The most interesting thing that can happen to memecoins is for them to become honest."

25/ The whole 2021-2024 era was crony economics. VC cap tables, governance-only tokens, calendar dumps, pay-to-play listings, retail as exit liquidity. All of it is being replaced. Fewer tokens, real revenue, holders with actual rights, and buyers who don't exit in 30 days. That setup has never existed in crypto before. Now it does.

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[Cheshire Capital @Cheshire_Cap]

A common argument from bears is that the market has failed to price the 2nd and 3rd order effects of the SoH closure--the inflation readthrough, the lost weeks and months of production, the weakened consumer, the crop yield for this year and next, etc.

This is all true. It also doesn't matter as the market is forward-looking.

I fell victim to very similar logic last year during Tariff Tantrum. Ultimately, flows are and have been overwhelmingly one-sided since 2008. Per plur's point, once the initial vola shock has passed, it takes increasingly large shocks to generate the same level of downside.

Additionally, the pain of being sidelined through a 20% rally is far worse (which seems to happen every other year) than the pain of eating a 30-40% drawdown that ends up retracing within a year, if not 3 months. Participants are (correctly) conditioned to BTFD and this will not change until passive flows or liquidity conditions reverse.

The other takeaway here is that you should play where passive (and retail) flows are strongest. In 2023 and 2024, that domain was overwhelmingly in crypto. In 2025, that was equities and gold. In 2026, it's looking like equities and commodities.

Good post as always from @plur_daddy.

[mert @mert]

Folks, I launched the most beautiful Trump coin yesterday, absolutely beautiful. Everyone was saying "Sir, this is the greatest coin launch in history."

But then Melania - and listen, I love Melania, fantastic woman, used to be my favorite wife - she comes out with her own coin. Can you believe it? Very nasty move, very nasty. My coin was doing great numbers, the best numbers, and then BOOM - down it goes. People are saying it's the biggest betrayal since what Crazy Nancy did to Sleepy Joe. That was terrible, wasn't it? The Dems, I tell you folks, are just terrible people. Look what they have done to our country. This used to be a great country.

And you know what? I had a great call with my good friend Elon - brilliant guy, loves rockets, almost as smart as me - and he's got this fantastic rocket going to Mars.

Beautiful rocket, beautiful planet, red like my tie. And I said, "Elon, buddy, do you have room for one more passenger? I've got this problem here on Earth with my coin. I say we send Melania to Mars. She told me she always wanted to be a star."

And once she's gone - and this is the beautiful part - we're going to make cryptocurrency great again. No more spouse coins. Just pure, beautiful Trump coins. And believe me, the next wife - and there will be a next wife, maybe the best wife ever - she's going to sign a pre-launch agreement. Very strict, very legal, no other coins allowed!

[48 @layofftheweed]

Listen John, if you don’t buy these coins I will kill myself

[Յ-𝐢𝐝𝐞-Ɽ₳VɆ₦ @x3ideRaven]

I was part of a group defense and settled. As painful and unfair as it seems, we all signed TOS agreeing that deposited assets became property of Celsius LLC and we became unsecured creditors. What they are doing is actually permitted by the bankruptcy code which was passed by congress. I couldn’t believe it either. But it applies to ALL bankruptcies. Not just crypto. Can/will/has happened with credit unions and other brokerages as well. And plenty of case law to support it. Which is the reason I chose to settle for a lower amount vs fighting against an u known outcome for 2-4 years. I had a very large (high 7-fig) WPE, and the risk of in-kind clawback (no matter how small the risk) was not worth the fight. Especially considering that they can garnish wages and seize property/assets if you can’t pay. Sorry you’re going through this. It’s a nightmare.

[💐Guru 💐 @CoinGurruu]

So recap the last month:

- Iggy Azalea launched a coin, mass fud but giga mooned due to aggro ass posting
- Multiple new GCRs have been created
- Hulk Hogan rugged CT but his mustache still remains intact
- Ansem rapidly became a main character
- Sexy Red also rugged a coin
- Certik rugged Kraken then washed funds through Tornado Cash
- Bitcoin nuked 3% and 99% of crypto participants lost all their money holding vapor alts
- Don Alt tweeted he’s bearish and the cabal attacked him, despite his thesis being correct
- Everyone got rugged on ZK / L0 airdrops
- Martin Shkreli launched a memecoin claiming it was Baron Trumps, but Zachxbt did Zachxbt things and claimed a 150k bounty
- Everyone is losing their minds

Great work guys- keep it up. Building the future of finance here

[rwlk @sherlock_hodles]

Celebrities logging off after they made their followers buy the top of their solana shitcoin

[OUT OF ORDER @outttoforderrr]

The Shitcoin Advisor

[Kuro @KuroXLB]

crypto mfs when price goes down

[s @solsniperr]

“god gives his silliest battles to his funniest clowns” LMAOOOO @kmoney

[path.eth 🛡️ @Cryptopathic]

In early 2014, a trader called Wolong created one of the first crypto pump and dumps by manipulating the price of Dogecoin. He then wrote 'god.pdf', a document explaining his actions.

As it is relevant to our current environment, the most important takeaway is this excerpt:

[fei @infomeh]

Drake is #bitcoin bullposting Saylor on ig