Metalgen

The midnight sun cultivates awe but not the soul. I need not the affirmation of the night - give me the strength of the light or not at all.

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Who needs they biussy morbed?

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@AtlasKleiner Like, a pickle rick Bic lighter? A Pickle Bic lighter?

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@AtlasKleiner As opposed to John Your Turn to Die?

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(To the tune of The Lion Sleeps Tonight)

In the griddy, the mighty griddy
The right foot creeps tonight

With the heater, walk with the heater
The right foot creeps tonight

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@ambercatlucky2 It is the time!

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Me as a cop putting a witness in front of a lineup: "Her, her, or her, or, her or her or her?"

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If people tell you to stop playing Christmas music, they actually want more of it because "mas" means more

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Today, someone told me that I laughed like an 80 year old. "There was wisdom behind that laugh."

There ain't wisdom in this brain. Dementia, perhaps...

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Inspiration comes from the strangest places. You do not question the source with doubts. You run with it far and well.

Like why my rumbling tum decided to squeal two notes that sounded cool together, so now I have this cool song idea for solving a mystery on a space station

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Gonna have hot dogs for Thanksgiving. Call me The Turkey cuz I'm gonna gobble gobble gobble them glizzies

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dnd character that fights poverty (he punches poor people)

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*The Count replaces Dio*
"One second has passed, ah-ah-ah...."
"Two seconds have passed, ah-ah-ah..."

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These balls are made for cocking
And torture's what they'll do
(to the tune of These Boots Are Made for Walkin')

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Dropping bars like they're soap and I'm in prison

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First day on the job as a stenographer, running the entire script through the 40k Ork translator (also my last day on the job as a stenographer)

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Need one of those singing wall fish that does Rap God but it goes "I'm beginning to feel like a rap cod rap cod"

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It ain't easy being sneezy

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Western style duel:
"I always hit the head..."
"You won't hit mine!"

Draw. Irons fly from the hip to throw brass. The second man tries to lean back to dodge the bullets aimed at his 'head.' Unfortunately, it aims south, and it strikes the other kind of "head."

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Microwaveable meals are like the 5 more whoppers meme. Like, "give me 5 minutes and then 5 more minutes." Why not just order 10 whoppers instead of 5 and 5 more, you needy brat?

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I mean are THEY okay

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Monotony? What about stereo tony? Is he okay?