Kane the Tenrec

Local Mechanic for AUD / Private Citizen / Caretaker of 2
Stuck with a malfunctioning meat sack.

[Kane the Tenrec @MetalicGuardian]

@MetaIIicMenace Those damn rodents had an ENTIRE colony under the city. They had tunnels that extended as far as the surrounding towns. How Metal Mouse even managed to become the leader of the colony is a complete mystery.

[Kane the Tenrec @MetalicGuardian]

It took TWO. DAYS. to find and kill all of the rats that overtook Central City. God I can feel fur and blood stuck in every corner and crevice of my body.

Violence may be one of the only answers, but damn is the clean up tedious.

[Kane the Tenrec @MetalicGuardian]

@DRf_00113 I don't think you've cracked, not yet at least. You started as a fish out of water and now you've grown accustomed to and adapted to the surrounding chaos. You should be proud!

[Kane the Tenrec @MetalicGuardian]

@MetalMMark2 WHA-
SO IT WAS YOU! YOU'RE THE REASON WHY I HAVE SO MUCH WORK?!?! MEEEETTTTAAAL MOUUUUUSSEEEEEEE!

[Kane the Tenrec @MetalicGuardian]

There's so many rats on the streets, the hell? I knew they spawned from human filth but this is way too excessive.

[Kane the Tenrec @MetalicGuardian]

I'll have to save it for later though, there's a lot of need for a mechanic today so I'll be extra busy.

[Kane the Tenrec @MetalicGuardian]

Something strange is definitely going on. I don't know what yet, but I can feel it.

[Kane the Tenrec @MetalicGuardian]

@MetalMMark2 I-

It's gone now. You just missed it.

[Kane the Tenrec @MetalicGuardian]

Urgh... the two blue rats from different universes are now mingling. I can just feel the incoming chaos. I'll have to keep an eye on those two...

[Kane the Tenrec @MetalicGuardian]

@MetalMMark2 And I can hear a little rat just begging to be a scarecrow again.

[Kane the Tenrec @MetalicGuardian]

@MetalMMark2 That's... That's different. I don't "bring" chaos. Not anymore.

[Kane the Tenrec @MetalicGuardian]

@MetalMMark2 I can assure you, chaos coming from ANY Sonic is trouble.

[Kane the Tenrec @MetalicGuardian]

That old geezer! Rouge just came by with a "Package" for Eggman. It was just a deactivated Metal Mouse, but this just proves he lied about who he's still in contact with to me. What else is he keeping from me...

[Kane the Tenrec @MetalicGuardian]

Retiring to Sentry Mode for the night.

[Kane the Tenrec @MetalicGuardian]

Earlier I was considering going after Metal Mouse, but the old man says he knows exactly where the pest is. I hope it's not just optimism or "intuition".

[Kane the Tenrec @MetalicGuardian]

I wish we would just stop hiding from that blue bastard. But the crazy old man wants otherwise. I don't even know what to think about his antics at this point. He's even let Metal Mouse roam around past the house without a leash. Which has also proven to cause even more trouble.

[Kane the Tenrec @MetalicGuardian]

It's been difficult to finish repairs on Robotnik's sub body. He continues to overwork his body despite several malfunctions in his physical body.

I've already bought the parts, but, as one of the only sources of income, it'll be harder to maintain our "cover" if I'm in the red.

[Kane the Tenrec @MetalicGuardian]

Interacting with humans is tiring and irritating.

No, I'm not Sonic. No, I don't know him either. DON'T even THINK about touching my quills.

[Kane the Tenrec @MetalicGuardian]

I didn't want to have to resort to cause a few... accidents, but since we're in the red, I gotta do what I gotta do.

[Kane the Tenrec @MetalicGuardian]

The small pest has now been tied to a pike and will serve as a scarecrow until I can pay off our debt.