Metallixblue

Geek, slacker and A heartless nobody. Don't mind me, I'm Mostly Harmless.

[Ana 🌕 (✿◡‿◡) @thatladykitty]

Any oomfies at download wona pick me up a tshirt hehe

[Metallixblue @Metallixblue]

Yup.

[ᵛⁱᶜ @victimizir]

how tf do u ask someone to spend more time together without sounding like a fucking needy whore bro

[Forever Skies - Pre-order on Xbox! @flyforeverskies]

As announced at the @futuregamesshow

Forever Skies is coming to XBOX Series X | S on July 27th 2026! 🥳

The Final Echoes Update will also launch alongside the XBOX release.

Pre-order on XBOX & get 72 hours early access🔗 https://t.co/fP2ootrhdJ

Blog 🔗 https://t.co/xHOpu0azHZ

[Cooper Hillier 🏏 @CooperHillier]

istg if I see one more AI ad I'm going to scream

[𝒞☘︎ @clarx333]

Être célibataire, c'est tellement génial parce que je peux faire tout ce que je veux (rien du tout) aller voir qui je veux (personne) et sortir quand je veux (jamais)

[Shann 🍑✨ @xShxnn_]

Hi @waitrose , can you explain why you are making members of staff wait until they are 12 weeks pregnant before you provide a risk assessment?

"Employers are under a duty to make a suitable and sufficient assessment of the health and safety risks which employees -

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

there's this belief buried deep inside me that i can't date anyone until i've become the absolute best version of myself. first i need the career. then the body. then the confidence. then the life plan. and only after all that, i'm finally allowed to be loved.

[ratte @rattecs]

sex is temporary, being above average at every video game but having no transferable skills to anything useful in life is forever

[Metallixblue @Metallixblue]

@british_mothy

[The Real Jim Shady a.k.a the Irate Genius @Noontangclan]

Brits on day 3 of intense sunshine:

[Junjou Laina 🔥 GIGGINOX 4 ASCENDANCE 🔥 @Jun_on_Fire]

When you're in the middle of a traumatizing MSQ cutscene but your duty finder pops for a groovy ass dungeon:

[Mhuyo @Mhuyo]

no way its not even summer yet

[Metallixblue @Metallixblue]

Yup

[kani 🍀 @kanmanine]

being single is so awesome bc I can do whatever I want (nothing) go see whomever I want (no one) and go out whenever I want (never)

[Zojka 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇱 @_Zojka]

Mate's got a laminater on his wall, mental innit

[Rebecca Aguilar (on Blue Sky & LinkedIn) @RebeccaAguilar]

Everyone COPY this video, share it far and wide. Paramount Skydance billionaire baby David Ellison can’t handle that Stephen Colbert is getting millions of views . @Youtube we will cancel our subscription as we did when we dumped @paramountplus.