Joe

24 - Nerd, generally creative, silliest goose to ever do it ☹️ - he/him

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

when you slip a little in the shower and you know you died in your original reality but the quantum immortality kicked in so it's chill

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Jonathan Banks has returned as Mike in a new video celebrating 250 years of America.

[kate wehwalt @mcmansionhell]

this may be one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

It's so scary to think we have to find somewhere to store the dangerous waste like a desert or underground or something, which is a major problem unlike with fossil fuels where we safely store the waste in the atmosphere and our lungs

[Joe @Metcoofer]

@Jtaylor0_3 There is. He has direct links to Israel, and has already proven during interviews that he will go back on his word. He just hasn’t been given the chance yet. I wouldn’t really expect anything better going forward

[Joe @Metcoofer]

i did an ab workout yesterday and today it feels like the aftermath of the hulk getting more and more angry at the fact that he couldn’t impregnate me despite trying harder each time

[not lextorias @lextorias]

A story about someone trying to preserve real art in a world full of technological slop definitely has the potential to hit hard right now

Can’t wait to see this kid die horrifically

[Joe @Metcoofer]

You will not actually own your game. You will connect to the internet in order to play. You will pay more for games despite your money not going nearly as far as it used to. Art will be made inaccessible to the poor.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Rockstar has no plans for ‘Grand Theft Auto VI’ discs to be printed 🎮

Not at launch, and not months after

(via @THR)

[baehisn🍉 @baehisn]

i’m so irritated

[Joe @Metcoofer]

How do you butcher the original material you’re copying from this bad

[sanmeyo @oyemnassxo]

Toph inventing metal bending was insane and she escapes from her mother

#AvatarTheLastAirbender

[🐾Radar🐾 @Radar_rubbish]

school computers only get the cool shit after i leave

[Corduroy! (COMMS OPEN) 🇵🇸 @TheCardinalArts]

Can you imagine how fuckin incredible this shit woulda been had they not spoiled Spider-Man in the trailers theaters around the countrry would have fucking exploded

[Joe @Metcoofer]

Happy Birthday you beautiful bastard

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Ridley Scott's 'Blade Runner' was released 44 years ago today

[Joe @Metcoofer]

@Josh_1334 I honestly forgot about that movie and haven’t seen it in a long time. Perhaps it’s time.

[Joe @Metcoofer]

timothée chalamet has officially reserved his place within the council of joe’s

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Timothée Chalamet and Selena Gomez will star in Illumination’s new animated alien movie ‘Not Alone’ 👽

• Chalamet is voicing Joe, a rocket mechanic

• Gomez is playing Fran, an astro-botanist developing the world’s first-ever plant-fueled rocket

“When Joe and Fran are brought together to prepare for the inaugural launch of this revolutionary rocket, there are immediate sparks, but neither is particularly adept at romance. Life becomes more complicated when three aliens — tiny, unruly and adorable — take refuge in Joe’s home. Dunk, Welly and Shirm are on the interplanetary run from a zealous-yet-inept officer of the law named Zandro. The aliens determine that Fran’s rocket could provide their means of getting back home to safety”

[Joe @Metcoofer]

I remember being a kid, seeing it snow outside, and believing in the future that was promised to my generation. Maturing has been practically nothing except disillusionment and the horror that follows it.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Temperatures are now set to reach up to 40C in the UK on Wednesday and Thursday

A rare red weather warning has just been issued

[ُ @absoIute_batman]

How that first drive in GTA VI is gonna feel

[Joe @Metcoofer]

I went to go visit it on the very last year of its 1000 year life. This is how Luke Skywalker must have felt after meeting Yoda. I suddenly sense great peril ahead.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

One of the world's most famous trees has died after standing in England's Sherwood Forest for around 1,000 years

The 'Major Oak' tree, famously linked to Robin Hood, failed to produce leaves this year after years of heat and drought

[Nitro-Spidey @NitroSpidey]

I know you shouldn’t idolise celebrities, but Del Toro always has my respect ngl.

He’s the type of creative I aspire to be.