Fake Taxi - Backseat of Britain

🚕 Fake Taxi memes, British banter & absolutely no professional standards.
☕ Like a Greggs run, but better.
🇬🇧 Pull up. Have a laugh. Don’t ask for a receipt.

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@charlottesuxxx I’d need a life jacket

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@SamanthaJayeXXX @kiittymarie Bet kitty has a tongue like a rattlesnake on speed

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Cult Favourites

41. @PaigeTurnahx
42. @alex_is_crystal
43. Hazel Jones
44. @ValeNappi
45. @AngelemilyO
46. @BrookeJamesonXX
47. Lindsey Cruz
48. @taragirl69
49. @PrincessJas4Ux
50. @candy_sexton

50 women, iconic scenes. One legendary taxi

Who’s getting in the first?

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🚕 @FakeTaxi Hall of Fame - Top 50

This isn’t a ranking, it’s purely a list

The Icons

🔥 Ava Austen
🔥 Stella Cox
🔥 @jasminejaexxx
🔥 @x_summers
🔥 @AlexxaVice
🔥 @rebeccamoreuk
🔥 @SophieASlut
🔥 @TinaKayXXX
🔥 @adayinsienna
🔥@missthornexxx

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Female Fake Taxi Names

31. @VanessaDecker_
32. @RoxiKeogh
33. @Angel_Long
34. Licky Lex
35. @LusciousLeona
36. @blanchebradburr
37. @JarushkaRoss
38. @SofiaLee_XXX
39. @CataliaValentin
40. Kelly Myers

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The @thekiranoir is unbelievable in every angle in the @FakeTaxi

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Legs wider than covid. The @ZaraDuRose looks majestic in the back seat getting eaten. Bet that back seat gunna need a wet sign putting down

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@nicola_kiss @BonnieroseOG @adreena_winters

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@FakeTaxi is genuinely an iconic institution.
Over the years, it’s become recognisable ,the taxi, the music, the ridiculous situations who climbed into the back seat and made their mark on this little cultural landscape

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@KarlieSimonx @adayinsienna @JasmineJamesXX1 @jasminejaexxx @hughesthatgurl @AlexxaVice @x_summers @missthornexxx @SkylerMcKayXXX @Angel_Long @TinaKayXXX @rebeccamoreuk @RoxiKeogh @amberdeenxxx @CataliaValentin @StaceySaranxxx @RomanovElizabet @AprilPaisleyLB @itsmelolamarie

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Two icons @missthornexxx @FakeTaxi

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Wanna go to M&S and see the picky bits ?

@hughesthatgurl

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Unlike Santa @FakeTaxi comes more than once a year @jesswestxxx

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The iconic @jesswestxxx in the iconic taxi.

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@MarcoPo34388594 @ZaraDuRose @FakeTaxi She is naturally talented and beautiful.

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Everyone’s second sentence when you live in the UK

@ZaraDuRose @FakeTaxi

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That’s the iconic face of @JasmineJamesXX1 not paying for a ride

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When it’s been fucking hot for days and you were promised a cool day @adayinsienna

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When you ask yourself when was the last time you looked up @adayinsienna