TheGorgeMerlin

Burger Water

[TheGorgeMerlin @MethroomGorge]

Maybe coolest thing ever would be Billy Strings sit in with the Gypsy Kings #lightthebeam

[TheGorgeMerlin @MethroomGorge]

Isengard pivoting from forestry to heavy industry overnight.
Great for short-term output…
terrible ESG score 😂😂. Saruman does not care bro 😎
Classic resource boom → bust cycle.
Seen this one before.
@TheRealRamDaddy

[TheGorgeMerlin @MethroomGorge]

@TheRealRamDaddy Respectfully disagree — this feels like fading stewardship from the top. Denethor has been making questionable calls for years, draining reserves and ignoring clear threats. Additionally, the loss of Osgiliath has put tremendous strain on the Gondorian economy.

[TheGorgeMerlin @MethroomGorge]

@TheRealRamDaddy
Initiating aggressive short position on Gondorian silver: overvalued and way too exposed.
Rotating capital into Mordor industrial sector: unprecedented military dominance, driving insane growth potential.
Dark days ahead…but evil profits
#ShortGondor

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

Hate to say it, but that's an Oklahoma fumble, returned for an Auburn TD.

[TheGorgeMerlin @MethroomGorge]

@JimmyDdaTRUTH Arise, lest the shadows of sloth devour what remains of your fleeting potential. Each ticking second echoes like a death knell through the cathedral of your wasted ambition, summoning the specter of mediocrity to feast upon your dormant dreams. #KadeLovedik

[TheGorgeMerlin @MethroomGorge]

@trashboatlebron

[TheGorgeMerlin @MethroomGorge]

@tahaadpettiford will go down as the greatest human to ever exist. No human ever born or ever to be born will be able to ever mirror a fraction of his essence.

[TheGorgeMerlin @MethroomGorge]

**Trumps authorized dropping the bunker buster on Clemson sources say. *Fact checked by real patriots 🫡🔥#Americafirst #maga #vril

[TheGorgeMerlin @MethroomGorge]

@nuggets PLEASE DONT DO IT. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NOT MY SAVIOR, MY PRINCE, DONT SEND HIM AWAY

[TheGorgeMerlin @MethroomGorge]

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[TheGorgeMerlin @MethroomGorge]

The futurebirds are so gay.

[TheGorgeMerlin @MethroomGorge]

@trashboatlebron You live in a Acacia biome

[TheGorgeMerlin @MethroomGorge]

Kyle Korver is the greatest Atlanta Hawk of all time.

[TheGorgeMerlin @MethroomGorge]

@johnathandrama Yeah it’s @MichealPorterJr

[TheGorgeMerlin @MethroomGorge]

Could be a hot take but if you one of the cornballs at the Masters stuffing plastic water bottles in your bag to take home with you cause they say masters on it you give off the same vibe as a Disney adult

[TheGorgeMerlin @MethroomGorge]

The @PTXofficial might be the worst thing to ever happen to humanity.

[TheGorgeMerlin @MethroomGorge]

Can’t wait to trip DMT in the Minecraft movie

[TheGorgeMerlin @MethroomGorge]

Wore my @StepBackMPJ jersey for Saint Patty’s day cause only shots he take are straight green

[TheGorgeMerlin @MethroomGorge]

Is Galaxy Gas Haram? @muslims