Saucy Santana Shady Facts

Professional veneer and bbl tech

[Unforseen Circumstances @keneabraham]

“choir”

[Saucy Santana Shady Facts @MetiSeba]

Doomscrolling is your friend,you’re seeing people unlike yourself and what it’s like to be them I don’t think that’s too bad unless you’re watching like Joe Rogan or whatever

[Saucy Santana Shady Facts @MetiSeba]

My loneliness is healing me

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I can’t do the overzealous Christian partner thing it’s either me or God and one of us is real

[Jerm ❎ @KAjeRay]

Just thought of a Jamaican PB from Adventure Time named Princess Bomboclatt with Plantain Guards, it flashed in my head like a prophecy I had to document the thought

[Saucy Santana Shady Facts @MetiSeba]

Millennials might be the largest market but the oldest millenial isn’t 22 anymore like Disney let’s be serious…..plus taste wise millennials and gen z aren’t that far apart at least in my eyes

[pj ✗𝟶 @rqlmpj]

minha avó foi pra feira e me deixou só com meu avô

[Saucy Santana Shady Facts @MetiSeba]

I can never have kids because I’d be the sorry cunt out of every sorry cunt to give rise to the antichrist even though I don’t believe in the antichrist

[Saucy Santana Shady Facts @MetiSeba]

I want to chase my dreams but I’m scared everyone’s going to laugh at me and I don’t want to get laughed at but then again it’s either that or kill myself so….I’ll get back to it in October

[Saucy Santana Shady Facts @MetiSeba]

I wish there was an adaptation of Carrie that was faithful to the book because that’s my #sister that sadly in today’s times would basically be a terrorist

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Girl is this not like……literally your job??It’s not even hard just glue on a unit like Katya and let the fantasy live!!!!

[Drag Base @DragBasee]

In her latest YouTube video, Monét X Change discusses the ongoing debate over when it's actually necessary to be in drag.

Watch it here: (https://t.co/J98nJs92LK)

[Saucy Santana Shady Facts @MetiSeba]

Cadaver fat filler

[critter @BecomingCritter]

idk what it is but imo this is the best she’s ever looked

[Saucy Santana Shady Facts @MetiSeba]

I’d love to know Law Roach’s history

[Saucy Santana Shady Facts @MetiSeba]

Smoking the weed that makes you think you did something unforgivable and forgot about it

[Saucy Santana Shady Facts @MetiSeba]

I should’ve followed my childhood dreams and been a mortician

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When REBE the princess of Spain releases this next album a lot of ur faves are dust

[Saucy Santana Shady Facts @MetiSeba]

Isabella Lovestory makes me feel so kuntttttt

[Saucy Santana Shady Facts @MetiSeba]

Because they kissed like mormon missionaries in Uganda like girl……..nobody wants them to have sex or anything just add a little oomph to it damn

[daily joe locke @dailyjlocke]

according to alice oseman, joe locke and kit connor were also heavily involved in selecting a new intimacy coordinator, robbie taylor hunt. over the years, the amount of sex — or lack thereof — in “heartstopper” has been the subject of much discourse. “it always annoyed me slightly that people were like, ‘oh, this is so unrealistic. they’re not having sex.’ they were underage. what do you want us to do?” locke says with a wry laugh.

🔗: https://t.co/bABYzUqtRu

[Saucy Santana Shady Facts @MetiSeba]

Made a new friend omg maybe there’s hope for me after all

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Tyla should start studying the texts of Jhene Aiko if she’s serious about all this they literally sound the exact same when she’s not biting off Rihanna