Tony

#conyerslife OUTWIT. OUTPLAY. OUTLAST.

[Tony @MetroAtlantaGuy]

@Jaboy_Myles Lmfaoooo

[Tony @MetroAtlantaGuy]

Bro just went 3 minutes over his time slot doing a one man show of roaches believing in reincarnation

[Tony @MetroAtlantaGuy]

My shordy over here talking about what our baby is gonna look like and then got on zillow...I've spent the morning looking at Pokémon card threads and thinking about the royal rumble later

[Tony @MetroAtlantaGuy]

The only place you'll see worse comedy than an open mic is a monday morning construction safety me

[Tony @MetroAtlantaGuy]

Demi Moore been killing hit in scenes with bathroom mirrors lately

[Tony @MetroAtlantaGuy]

Bout to do standup at a new years eve party and the bar just closed. And we dont go on for another 30 minutes what part of the game is this?

[Tony @MetroAtlantaGuy]

I got this new guy in the truck trying to switch his cell phone provider on speaker phone smh

[Tony @MetroAtlantaGuy]

My wife over here YAPPIN with the uber driver...talking about some "yeah some of my friends drive for uber" she ain't got a single friend that drives for uber

[Tony @MetroAtlantaGuy]

Pretty good

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Complex released their funniest people of the internet in 2025:

1. Druski
2. RDC World
3. Tra Rags
4. Lou Ratchett
5. Quen Blackwell

Thoughts?🤔

[Tony @MetroAtlantaGuy]

@SeanTheTerrible Looks like they pulled up outside prisons and got some dudes that know a little and just let them beat the fuck outta each other. Those fights dont ever go to decision cuz someone ends up either knocked out or super cut

[Tony @MetroAtlantaGuy]

These folks talking bout some $69 a night to park the slab at the hotel i already bought a room at....wtf why is this a normal thing at these hotels

[Tony @MetroAtlantaGuy]

"One time I thought I was out chasing the cops but I wasnt"

[Tony @MetroAtlantaGuy]

My dad is showing me AI videos of dawgs and babies and doesn't know they're AI

[Nate @dodgernate]

Greatest postseason performance ever.

[Billie Jean King @BillieJeanKing]

We were so fortunate to have witnessed the greatest performance by Shohei Ohtani as both a pitcher and hitter: 10 strikeouts and 3 home runs.

And he's just getting started.

[Tony @MetroAtlantaGuy]

Morgan and morgan

[Tony @MetroAtlantaGuy]

Women are only more organized than men because thats the only practical way to have a bunch of bullshit in the house

[Tony @MetroAtlantaGuy]

Im driving the work truck got a lil Fleetwood Mac going and the new guy is sitting over there listening to MAGA videos on full volume with no headphones. Like you dont wanna feel me out first?