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Metro Mike in the morning. Tune in at 3PM every morning. Arby’s #1 fan. he/his/garbage. I tasted my own cum in the 11th grade

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How are YOU preparing for the New York Knicks? #HandDownManDown

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Gym, tan, birthday. 🎉

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Happy morning should I get my wife a titty piercing for our wedding shower

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Thank you Elon. Now I can like my Brazilian fart porn without judgement

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Put this In your pussy

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As CEO, I’d like to introduce my new company, Wi(ud)Fi. A revolutionary new company that enables all IUDs to double as wifi routers. Get up to 1000 megabits per second up & down anytime your in range of any Wi(ud)Fi device.

Wi(ud)Fi: Putting the wifi in you since 2023.

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Almost Friday

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Concert mushroom handshake

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Every person you see was once just a creampie

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Happy national I got cream pied day

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Do you think lighting McQueen was circumcised

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I’m gunna go sit down to pee

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I can’t stop farding

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I25 suicide and gentlemen’s club

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Felt cute might delete later

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Do you think Luna lovegood is good as sex

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I am the cum man

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In a world of constipation and diarrhea, it’s ok to be a normal piece of shit some days.

[metro mike @MetroMikeInAM]

As CEO, I’d like to introduce my new company, Wi(ud)Fi. A revolutionary new company that enables all IUDs to double as wifi routers. Get up to 1000 megabits per second up & down anytime your in range of any Wi(ud)Fi device.

Wi(ud)Fi: Putting the wifi in you since 2023.

[metro mike @MetroMikeInAM]

Happy 2023rd birthday America!

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Moms out of town I’ll piss where ever I want