Metro Morons

I have to travel on the Metro sometimes. To pass the time I provide Social Commentary or as my Granny calls it Taking the Piss!

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If you can't get your whole body in mate THEN MAYBE THE METRO IF FUCK YOU DICKNOZZEL

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Looooooong wait for a SS metro.

Cunts

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They both think they look young it seems. You are... In the same sense Donald Trumps hair look great

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There is two gay, old guys with VERY obviously dyed hair drunk and just repeating to each other "yee alreet"?

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Thank fuck it's Friday. Home for a take away AND I SWARE TO GOD METRO IF YOURE FUCKING LATE I'LL KICK YOUR LIPS OFF

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They got off a few stops later.
Little mugs.
At least the lass got left alone.

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...but luckily a few well placed "ya mam" jokes by me and his mates were disfused and now busy laughing AT him

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No I'll be honest there is 7 of em so as I'm giving it the big I am. I'm awaiting the windmill...

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He came back with his mate to make his mouth go. Luckily he's 14 and I'm the size of him twice over

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Young lad to the lass next to me
"Hello sexy"
Her: oh God yuk
Me: he'll be worse once his balls drop

The kid didn't look happy lol

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No fucking way. Cowie face is back. He looks wrecked!!

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@LindseyCurry88 I aim to please

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@LindseyCurry88 Christ I've no clue never mind him

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@LindseyCurry88 he looked to be confused with just breathing tbf

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And off he pops at Gateshead

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I'm laughing but also aware of the impending stabbing

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And now the poor teens are being engaged in #CowieConversation2016
"Yee ganin ta Shields?"
"Erm no this isn't that metro"
Hahaha

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He's now making Cowie Conversation with a young family about tabs. I feel sorry for the two teens who just sat down by him

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Major Cowie face on this lad this morning Never mix LCL and PVC glue kids

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I think this guy has ordered extra cheese with his armpit