Jessica Napier

She Says columnist for Metro News Canada; in print and online every Tuesday.

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Today's @MetroNewsCanada column: Funky/bad spelling is the #1 texting turnoff so ur cr8tivity isn't rly werking 4 u http://t.co/s6AMeWtsoR

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"Beaver still at large...." is the most Canadian headline i'll ever need. http://t.co/FdZG2Tt1VP via @MetroNewsCanada

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@AmyQ_BTT Afternoon tea is the more formal tea and scones situation while High Tea is an early-evening savoury snack http://t.co/AWGGBNVCwG

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It really bugs me when people use "High Tea" when they mean "Afternoon Tea" and yes I realize I'm the worst.

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AC installation nightmare just became $4,000 more expensive. Good time to cry & revisit my column on the HGTV effect http://t.co/ocTfIyAaaK

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Is @jcrew's 000 size taking vanity sizing to a new e(XXXs)tream http://t.co/IA6nqVsDDd via @MetroNewsCanada

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Trying to find a professional-looking head shot among Facebook profile pics is impossible. Everything involves food, booze or sunglasses.

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Nothing gets your heart racing like trying to figure out what size bathing suit to order on the Internet.

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It's cool if I die now because this happened last night http://t.co/zp5fZ3TxDm #OnTheRunTour #BowDown

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I've been clicking the "I don't want to see this" option on a lot of baby-related Facebook content today. Not sure what that says about me.

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This @NYMag street style gallery of well dressed men eating ice cream is required viewing http://t.co/cH0ovb1ZhE

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Hey Toronto people, Beyonce is breathing the same air as us right now so let's all freak out about it.

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Lights out Brazil RT @BuzzFeedNews
The front page of Metro Curitiba @jornal_metroCTB the day after #BrazilvsGermany

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Is #FloodTO back for round two tho?

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So @MetroNewsCanada is reporting on the death of the cupcake trend. LONG LIVE THE DOUGHNUT! http://t.co/N7nrsrTC0d

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@_citylights @MetroNewsCanada this thought crosses my mind at least twice a day!

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And like...sorry if today's She Says column is a bit whiny but I haven't had hot water in five days!

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The "HGTV effect" means we're now all living our own personal home renovation nightmares http://t.co/ocTfIyAaaK via @MetroNewsCanada

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Harry Potter news is always the MOST IMPORTANT news of the day RT @MetroNewsCanada Harry Potter is back in new story http://t.co/nhiLjbMCd6