Crystel Meth Garth

I look like Garth but my name is Metro

[Crystel Meth Garth @Metroclues]

My quiff #ThingsLongerThanOscarsSentence @djnixey @akc_1986 @aj_m00re

[Crystel Meth Garth @Metroclues]

@joeyknowledge @djnixey @akc_1986 @TheArunVerma Nixey, go as Wayne. I look like Garth #garth #waynesworld #goth

[Crystel Meth Garth @Metroclues]

@piersmorgan you are a douche bag @djnixey agrees!

[Crystel Meth Garth @Metroclues]

@joeyknowledge @djnixey @akc_1986 @TheArunVerma nah smashed every girl there #kavoslad Thai women want me back #biggerbackthenyou

[Crystel Meth Garth @Metroclues]

Buzzing for Thailand, never done it with the proper lads #LAD @djnixey @TheArunVerma @joeyknowledge @akc_1986

[Crystel Meth Garth @Metroclues]

Yes! Get in #SAINTSFC #AVFC @djnixey @joeyknowledge @chris8ford @akc_1986 @nicely_ @TheArunVerma

[Crystel Meth Garth @Metroclues]

@djnixey I could spark you out punk

[Crystel Meth Garth @Metroclues]

Come on Bradford #bcafc #lambertout #imacunt @djnixey @taddym7 @TheArunVerma @akc_1986 @chris8ford @joeyknowledge

[Crystel Meth Garth @Metroclues]

@gaztrew @thearunverma @joeyknowledge @akc_1986 I've got no banter and struggling. Who's got the rufies?

[Crystel Meth Garth @Metroclues]

@joeyknowledge @akc_1986 @thearunverma @nicely_ @gaztrew @benhillery @djnixey #CaptainBirdseye sweet as the moment when the pod went pop.

[Crystel Meth Garth @Metroclues]

Slightly confused by what I've just witnessed #xfactor

[Crystel Meth Garth @Metroclues]

How many birds r we going to plough through then lads. I'm taking a pack of 20 with me and that's being pessimistic @akc_1986 @AdamJMoore89

[Crystel Meth Garth @Metroclues]

@oliviajgodfrey wrong, you and me baby!

[Crystel Meth Garth @Metroclues]

Back from the gym. Clean bedroom, check. Buy a ten pack, check. Rash healed, check. Ladies I'm ready!

[Crystel Meth Garth @Metroclues]

@rioferdy5 I would completely out class you on the pitch. stop talking about football when you can't get in the England sqaud, kelly hahaha

[Crystel Meth Garth @Metroclues]

Half way through the day and I am itching for some love @nicely_ can you help me pick up girls?

[Crystel Meth Garth @Metroclues]

I would please a girl 9 times in one night, fact! #presentyourselftotheking

[Crystel Meth Garth @Metroclues]

@rihanna you're average. Two sambucas and you'd be mine!

[Crystel Meth Garth @Metroclues]

It ain't easy.... Being sleazay!

[Crystel Meth Garth @Metroclues]

Rooney, if you were as good as me at heading a football you would of scored a hat trick tonight! #metroakashearer