Metro Comedy

Metro Comedy stand-up showcase features some of top up coming comic talent, including performers seen on HBO, BET, and Comedy Central

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

In my opinion, there will never be anything more creepy and weird than trump wanting to have sex with his daughter Ivanka.

I could never vote for a weirdo like that, gross.

[Edward Mbeche @EdwardMbeche]

Every time I watch @jaketapper on @CNN, I’m 80% sure he’s auditioning for @FoxNews
#News #DNC #Vote

[Ed Blaze @IamEdBlaze]

Ordered a pizza and asked them to cut it into 6 slices instead of 8 because I’m not that hungry. Math diet, anyone? 🍕😅 #PizzaLogic #MathDiet #HungryButNotTooHungry #Food #pizzadelivery #pizza

[Just saying @kangaroos991]

Drop a 💙 if you agree that she'll be a very fine Commander in Chief! 🙏💙💙

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Tonight, @KamalaHarris showed the world what I have known to be true. She is ready on day one to be President and represents the best of America. Let’s get to work.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Google Project 2025.

[Ed Blaze @IamEdBlaze]

I'm watching @CNN - it feels like @FoxNews with the constant bashing of @POTUS age while ignoring @realDonaldTrump lies. Even when their candidate is a criminal, FoxNews spins and supports him. CNN, stop flip-flopping. This election is more important than when Obama was elected.

[Edward Mbeche @EdwardMbeche]

Remember when we thought 2020 was going to be our year? 😂 Good times. #ThrowbackThursday #TBT

[Edward Mbeche @EdwardMbeche]

Did you know? The average cloud weighs about 1.1 million pounds. ☁️ #FunFact #MindBlown

[Janet Jackson @JanetJackson]

Philly, Boston and Hartford…r u ready? ♥️

[Halen @Halensocial]

Don't settle for less! Halen is revolutionizing driver pay in the gig economy. With us, you'll be respected, valued, and rewarded for your contributions. Drive with Halen and experience the difference! #FairPay #HappyDrivers

[Ed Blaze @IamEdBlaze]

@_LeslieRichards SEPTA service is horrible at Gray 30th station (Philadelphia) train cancelation with no solution, stranded at the station for almost 3 hours. Something got be done to improve service, in case of cancelation.

[Edward Mbeche @EdwardMbeche]

I guarantee you that if you really want to be successful, you will spend at least 50 percent of your time doing things that are not pleasing or appealing. #success #Entrepreneurship #life

[Edward Mbeche @EdwardMbeche]

Growing up means losing friends slowly; we don't lose friends, we just learn who our real friends are. #life #friendship

[Halen @Halensocial]

Halen - Food Delivery Near Me #comingsoon
with Halen's franchise model: We have local teams dedicated to finding great restaurants delivering food near you. #getHalen #food

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

What movie deserved a sequel but never got one?

[Ice Cube @icecube]

Thank you to everybody who remembered me today. The day I was born on this earth. Your love is overwhelming.

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

Kanye is a pile of shit. He says nicer things about Hitler than he did about Pete Davidson.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Today isn't about me. It's about someone very special. Happy Birthday @JaneFallon, from The King of Comedy.