Ellie - Metrodong 🏳️‍⚧️

She/Her | CEO of being epic | The lights in the sky are stars ☆

[Ellie - Metrodong 🏳️‍⚧️ @Metrodong]

@JamesCageWhite Very swag!!

[Ellie - Metrodong 🏳️‍⚧️ @Metrodong]

preparing myself for all the "Pokémon go came out 10 years ago!" tweets that are gonna flood this place in a month or two

[Itachi @itachi_cooks]

Everyone hates on England but driving a piece of shit car round country roads like you’re a ps1 rally driver, with a cig in your right hand, tunes blaring, sun blazing, empty McFlurry on the floor, makes you truly understand why its God’s own country.

[Ellie - Metrodong 🏳️‍⚧️ @Metrodong]

@JamesCageWhite haha! very funny and swag James!

[Ellie - Metrodong 🏳️‍⚧️ @Metrodong]

@voimoder would you rather lose an arm, or be green?

[Ellie - Metrodong 🏳️‍⚧️ @Metrodong]

@JamesCageWhite that looks really tasty!

[Ellie - Metrodong 🏳️‍⚧️ @Metrodong]

@abbynoises BELIEVE!!

[Ellie - Metrodong 🏳️‍⚧️ @Metrodong]

@JamesCageWhite meow meow my good friend!

[☘️ @petplwy]

you ever 6 7 w/ ur boobs

[Ellie - Metrodong 🏳️‍⚧️ @Metrodong]

@JamesCageWhite but look how cool it looks James! It is the best hair style, very fancy very swag!

[Ellie - Metrodong 🏳️‍⚧️ @Metrodong]

fuck my stupid chud life

[͏izzy @calmlikeyouuu]

There’s a twink in the pub talking about Nigel Farage’s cock ring rn #wetherspoonstwt

[Nightsky @Morningbird_Asa]

The ending of Chainsawman made me think about the times I was happier dreaming of things than actually achieving them. The things I dreamed of are now mundane. Oddly enough I have more now than I had back then, yet I'm the saddest I have ever been.

[Ellie - Metrodong 🏳️‍⚧️ @Metrodong]

had a dream I was in Pokémon with Ash Ketchum and he was really excited to catch this new one. but it just picked him up and flicked his head clean off, straight through the dome and his body hit the floor and it started coming towards me

[Ellie - Metrodong 🏳️‍⚧️ @Metrodong]

thank god he's okay

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

Source tells me Charlie is stable.

Please god

[Shmegmoid Johnson @shmegmoid]

I’ve met 3 people in my life that absolutely did not like this song and every single one of them ended up being a really fucked up freak

One walked in on his plug OD’ing, so he shot and robbed him

One had a violent road rage problem and ended up rear ending someone on purpose, then when he got out of his car to confront the guy he hit, someone going 80 on the interstate slammed into him and killed him instantly

The other one plays League of Legends

You absolutely can NOT trust someone who does not like “Fireflies” by Owl City

[Ellie - Metrodong 🏳️‍⚧️ @Metrodong]

@JamesCageWhite you got me James! Very funny very cool!!

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

1 hour until Fujimoto drops the secret april fools chapter 233 #Trust