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Tweets by the big man. Cawfee anyone? #parody of a well known wireless ISP.

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Oh look. Network issue. #buycheapbuytwice #ileftforBT

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CTs appearing on secret millionaire. His episode sees him working on a tree farm. Rumour has it....It was canned after an outburst.

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Not much senior team left. Can't be long now until they realise it's the rudder man not the rowing team.

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@BEWARE2ISHERE @m24seven Blazing squad

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A few more out the door this week. This new mgmt team has no idea. Meanwhile I'm launching my new cat clothing brand chief4cats.

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The door is always open, the result is always the same. "Winning" culture.

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These IT systems are so bad. We might aswell have ransomware installed. Would get more done! Our head of IT ....

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A few new starters in today. 9 managers, 9 managers to manage them and a therapist for those who can't hit target. #m9tofive

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The year 5 kids project for "produce a company brand" went well. Wouldn't you agree? - There's some ...truth ....in that.

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"We should probably MEB this building"

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Beep beep. Out in the van today. If you see me on a roof. Give me a wave.

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Wireless has its perks but how about a fibre? The good news - its cheaper. The bad news. It's never getting installed.

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I hear Morris has a new single out. "Fade Margin". #notbasedonscience

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Hey buddy. How do you like wireless? You've heard of us. Great! How? A partner. No way - We can beat them direct! #goldpartnerclub

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Just waiting for sales to get in. Got their favourite song on "working 9 to 5" - shame we rebranded to m24seven. More like m9tofive.

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Up and at em. Got my cawfee, a new logo and I'm ready to get Manchester connected. Remember. If you buy cheap. You buy twice.

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About to sit down for a sales meeting with myself. New month, new target. ABC!

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It's all fun and games until one of you gets stuck up a cherry picker. Sorry Buddy.

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Out on my first install. As our friends say. Internet for the people. #Manchester

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Sunny day in Manchester. I miss Greenheys. Oh what could of been ....