Officer Hero

Keeping the country safe 1 tweet at a time

[Officer Hero @MetropoliceSA]

I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm really scared to escourt Ramstein to the venue tonight. Scary mo'fo's!

[Officer Hero @MetropoliceSA]

We can't wait to escort Zuma to heaven! I guess we are not taking the narrow road!

[Officer Hero @MetropoliceSA]

Today only, when we pull you over we will teach you the "stomach in chest out" dance! #heretoserveandprotect

[Officer Hero @MetropoliceSA]

We only pulled Winnie over cause we want to meet Nelson Mandela...thought she could hook us up! #rookiemistake

[Officer Hero @MetropoliceSA]

Winnie Mandela is the racist in our case with her! She drove 150km/h over a white line on the highway!

[Officer Hero @MetropoliceSA]

Don't expect milk and cookies from us in a season like this! You will get tickets and frisked from us! #hohoho

[Cliff - That's All @PigSpotter]

THEFT OF M/V WHITE NISSAN SENTRA REG NR DZB 433 GP NO TRACKING, LOW ON PETROL STOLEN AT NORTHMEAD SQUARE BENONI

[Officer Hero @MetropoliceSA]

Since he didn't have anything to say yesterday, for this week only we'll be accepting comebacks for Juju as bribes.Until next #jujufriday

[Officer Hero @MetropoliceSA]

We bet @Julius_S_Malema is gonna say something like "kill the tweeta kill the web" tomorrow!

[Officer Hero @MetropoliceSA]

We follow @Julius_S_Malema to very crap and useless meetings, not on twitter! "Kill the tweeta kill the web"

[Officer Hero @MetropoliceSA]

We are dissappointed that Julius Malema's twitter profile is a fake one, we knew something was up because of the great spelling.

[Officer Hero @MetropoliceSA]

Thanks to the circle around the sun we had a record amount of accidents today! Way to go mothernature! Pppffft!!

[Officer Hero @MetropoliceSA]

Just got new rims on our cars! Its time to look badass when busting criminals!

[Officer Hero @MetropoliceSA]

#TwitterThesis thanx to Twitter and @pigspotter for helping us do better jobs and get better bribes!

[Officer Hero @MetropoliceSA]

This guy wanted to bribe me with a R200 note! What an idiot! Rookie mistake Mr Johnson!

[Officer Hero @MetropoliceSA]

A truck just lost its load on the N1 @Roodepoort! We are chasing towards it! We hope its a Reggies truck! Early christmas for the kids!

[Officer Hero @MetropoliceSA]

Why does my new uniform attract ketchup and gravy!! #eatingonthejob

[Officer Hero @MetropoliceSA]

Just pulled over a guy from "Mr Delivery"...what a bribe! I guess the "Smiths" aren't getting their pizza order anytime soon! #foodbribes

[Officer Hero @MetropoliceSA]

We starting to hire prostitutes. We know you will pull over if a prostitute tells you to!

[Officer Hero @MetropoliceSA]

We ordered 1000 @pigspotter tshirts! We want to help create jobs! Somewhere 50 Asian kids are going to make our shirts! #kidsrule