Metrorail Cape Town

A narrative where our announcements and our passengers' thoughts combine.

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@tendykai Hey T, your service is pretty kak too. When's the last time you won an Oscar? #justsayin

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#PassengerInformation : Please remember to GOMETRO. Women don't like hairy backs.

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856 #TrainReport #SouthernLine All trains are running late because 1 day, penis cream 083 404 8689.

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@zady_zar @Imthedrugexpert If you don't like to wait for my trains... walk! I don't care. #NotASingleFuckWasGiven

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BREAKING NEWS: Jamat loves Jenni 4 eva.

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Just stop fucking pushing please. That is all.

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@zady_zar @Imthedrugexpert Discussions are under way to make the materials from leftover building materials from No 1's Nkhandla homestead.

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747 #TrainReport #SouthernLine Jissis. Babbelas. Wish this was one of those self drive fancy trains like in the overseas.

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PROMOTED TWEET invite NomoVas guys only 0836745690

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Nickelbutter. #ReplaceWordInBandsNameWithButter

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1816 #TrainReport #SouthernLine Jissis klapped that slowboat. Passengers still in the carriage hahahaha48#^÷€÷*38. Poese.

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PROMOTED TWEET Bring back lost lover. Increase penis. Clear debt. Call Professor Doctor Moses on 021IMACROOK.

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1803 #TrainReport #SouthernLine Just popped out for a quick beer outside Retreat. Passengers waiting in the carriage #Suckers

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NOTE Trains 106 and 561 have been delayed due to Robert being too drunk to conduct.

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Passenger update: Ghaliel Groot Piel.

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NOTE These are the trains currently running on the#CentralLine: fokkol.