Goof on Sabbatical™

Survived deadly interactions with a stingray, bat, giant street roach and wonky roller coaster. Longing for Mets to win World Series. Twitter is dead to me now.

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Elon Musk is a Nazi.

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@MLB Fun!

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The Force is strong with this signed ball from Mason Miller 🔥

Repost and reply for a chance to win it!

Experience Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu only in theaters May 22

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@Rager_metal @LordBryon4 Right!!

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@Rager_metal @Travis_LFGM

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No words, @mets_coon.
No words.

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@AriFleischer Fuck off, you fucking hypocrite

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@FLOTUS Fuck off, elderly hooker.

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@PatriciaHeaton Fuck off

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@lechat_belicon Yeah. Fuck that guy.
See, I predicted it. Ha.

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Yay (until he ultimately disappoints)!
#LGM!

[SNY @SNYtv]

The Mets are hiring David Stearns to be their president of baseball operations https://t.co/5uEBfd6Qf6

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@mets_coon Ha

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RARE VISIT FROM YOURS TRULY…

Just wanted to say that I am sorry to hear this happened to you, @mets_coon!

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@mets_coon Phew

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@orangestreak Hey bud!

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@LordBryon4 Lol

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Purdue wins and advances to Sweet Sixteen.

Mackey is so happy!

#MarchMadness

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@nbcsnl Clever

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@mets_coon 🤣👍

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He got what he deserved.
Right, @mets_coon?!