The Cockney Mets

Society has progressed beyond the need for sports

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Gave up Nimmo for gold glove defense btw…

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Benge is the best thing about the 2026 Mets

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Inning was over when Soto struck out but man Ewing has looked overmatched after his first week

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5am and I’m watching the Mets play their 12th extra inning while being 7 games under .500

Wouldn’t have it any other way

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I despise Bichette in ways I don’t think I ever have

His ABs are the worst ever

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Rare Raley stinker

Wish it didn’t have to happen at 4.16am though

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Got the corpse of 2024 Manaea tonight fairs ✌️

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Stayed up til 3am to watch “Sean Manaea” get the ball in the second inning

Unhealthy relationship with this team

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Semien HR on back to back nights??

In this economy???

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Jared Young saved my life

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Benching one of your hottest hitters to get a platoon advantage vs Sean Manaea should get you fired as a manager

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Stayed up til 3am to watch “Sean Manaea” get the ball in the second inning

Unhealthy relationship with this team

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McLean is just bad now lol dude walks literally everyone

[Daniel but sports @throwing_daniel]

In restaurant situations the MLB app is like cocomelon for grown men with autism

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MJ MELENDEZ LMFAO

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Austin Warren is the life and soul of these sorry Mets

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Does Peralta know the meaning of a shutdown inning

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(Any sort of ceiling would be bad for the game and I’d be surprised if players agree)

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Just me who thinks this is actually a decent starting point?

Obviously 245m is way too low but can see that getting to ~300 over 6 months of negotiations

[Jesse Rogers @JesseRogersESPN]

BREAKING: As expected, MLB proposed a hard salary cap to union officials today as part of the next CBA, sources tell ESPN. The salary floor for teams beginning in 2027 would be set at $171.2 million which includes player benefits with the ceiling at $245.3 million.

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Doesn’t even feel like a win

Whatever

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I’m pretty checked out but I swear to god if Williams blows this…