Evan Johnson

[Masters of the Universe @mastersmovie]

Good journey. Masters of the Universe - only in theaters June 5. Get tickets now.

[Hank Lockwood @hen_ease]

I don’t want it but neither team scoring a TD would be a hilarious outcome of this game

[Evan Johnson @MettaWorldWar3]

@mymixtapez Paw Wall 🧊

[Evan Johnson @MettaWorldWar3]

@CollegeSportsO @PardonMyTake

[Evan Johnson @MettaWorldWar3]

@BarstoolBigCat The sole reason I bet it was because of the episode and name connection

[Evan Johnson @MettaWorldWar3]

@RollingStone Really missing out on calling this Yeco when he inevitably goes full Branch Davidians and pulls a David Koresh

[Evan Johnson @MettaWorldWar3]

@drewmagary Soc-ketball

[Evan Johnson @MettaWorldWar3]

@timmarchman @drewmagary Deadspin forever

[Evan Johnson @MettaWorldWar3]

@drewmagary Crab cake = seafood shrapnel

[Evan Johnson @MettaWorldWar3]

@drewmagary Saw this and just knew it would be making an appearance

[Evan Johnson @MettaWorldWar3]

@GrittyNHL @NHLFlyers #KensingtonElmo

[Evan Johnson @MettaWorldWar3]

@conner_omalley @zakkapla

[Evan Johnson @MettaWorldWar3]

@nflnetwork José Flacco & Los Ravens #nfl #NFLNetwork #ravens

[Evan Johnson @MettaWorldWar3]

@darrenrovell Pot meet kettle

[Evan Johnson @MettaWorldWar3]

@BigHeadBS I live in the area and have tickets for today, I don’t see anyway they tee it up today and tomorrow doesn’t look better.

[Evan Johnson @MettaWorldWar3]

@Vixleonard Damn that is next level thinking

[Evan Johnson @MettaWorldWar3]

@drewmagary Unwed father movie; Fast & the Furious

[Jamie Lawson @shelbymustang]

@Deadspin He's building on top of Marlins Park?

[Evan Johnson @MettaWorldWar3]

@drewmagary Oyster stew with massive knobs of butter

[teej @TJSummers21]

Tiger’s real name is Eldrick. So really, he was the first “El Woods” #LegallyBlonde