Tim Metcalfe

Cleaning spunk off Coronation streets windows for a solid 4 months.

[Tim Metcalfe @MettoMetcalfe]

Katy's mum would get it. Right in the shitter #corrie

[Tim Metcalfe @MettoMetcalfe]

His wife was a low maintenance vegetable #corrie #metto

[Tim Metcalfe @MettoMetcalfe]

Fridays are the best for cleaning coronation streets windows. Gayles always in a good mood, so I get to see her piss flaps. #corrie #metto

[Tim Metcalfe @MettoMetcalfe]

Stop the search for Peter beale.he's down the red wreck sniffing heroin. He told me he'd suck me for a quid. So he seems fine. #EastEnders

[Tim Metcalfe @MettoMetcalfe]

Sex tips: when on a first date, make sure the girl is good and drunk....before you try it on with her dad. #Corrie

[Tim Metcalfe @MettoMetcalfe]

Kevins like..."you can fuck off now ginger twat, I've got to watch my lesbian daughters girlfriend have a shit "....#Corrie #metto

[Tim Metcalfe @MettoMetcalfe]

I Bet when they're at it Tracy's really thinking about Steve...And Tony's really thinking about stealing. #Corrie #metto

[Tim Metcalfe @MettoMetcalfe]

Cindy can come to coronation street..And stay at my house.... On my face. #EastEnders

[Tim Metcalfe @MettoMetcalfe]

Every time I see shirly Carter I can't help but wonder.......If her hairy cock is as big as mine #EastEnders #metto

[Tim Metcalfe @MettoMetcalfe]

Jane's only in a rush so she can strap up. She'll be hanging out the back of Ian by noon #EastEnders

[Tim Metcalfe @MettoMetcalfe]

That copper looks like she's been hit in the face with an entire building. Ugly bitch #EastEnders #metto

[Tim Metcalfe @MettoMetcalfe]

Look at this insane cunt #EELive #EastEnders

[Tim Metcalfe @MettoMetcalfe]

The waking dead.

[Tim Metcalfe @MettoMetcalfe]

Peter and Ian look like they've just gone swimming...... Cunts #EELive

[Tim Metcalfe @MettoMetcalfe]

I think Nancy would look loads better dressed in my spunk #EELive #metto

[Tim Metcalfe @MettoMetcalfe]

It's so live what they're not showing is maz has his finger up bobbies arsehole as we speak....... #EELive #metto

[Tim Metcalfe @MettoMetcalfe]

Jane's never looked so sexy and manly all at the same time. I'd piss on her right now #EELive #metto

[Tim Metcalfe @MettoMetcalfe]

@LucyBealesGhost, by now you'd have worms eating your eyeballs. And they'd have more weight on than you! #corrie #metto

[Tim Metcalfe @MettoMetcalfe]

Todd does every scene with the same glazed...."I wish balls were bouncing off my chin".... Look #corrie #metto

[Tim Metcalfe @MettoMetcalfe]

David Platt looks like he's on the Aids list. His face is beginning to stop working. Fucker #corrie #metto