Metuzalem

I've done stuff I ain't proud of, and the stuff I am proud of is disgusting.

[Metuzalem @Metuzalem2]

@DanHanzus @MarcSessler @titansfilmroom @ConorOrr @HeedTheCallPod The Eagles are deliberately failing at the Tush Push in low stakes scenarios as a means to prevent it being a never-fails play that gets banned, thus allowing them to deploy it properly when they really need it.

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@TheFFBallers I know Kyler is inactive today only because Battlefield 6 came out two days ago, I just can't prove it.

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@jasonmoore @FFHitman @TheFantasyPT help me out here guys, single QB full PPR dynasty, my WRs are pretty solid but I drafted Bech this year. Do I hold and hope or cut bait for Christian Watson, Malik Washington or Efton Chism? My QB is Love if that matters.

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@HeedTheCallPod @DanHanzus @MarcSessler @ConorOrr Can we please have the glorious return of the Big Ben laugh track?

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I have no idea what to do with this information (2/2)

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So there's a lot of talk about various star QBs and their relative performance splits (home vs away, dome vs outside, warm vs cold). I wanted to look at something more deeply unhinged - Kyler Murray's splits for before/after the new Call of Duty game comes out each season (1/2)

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@HaxDogma Right?!?! It could be Helly's!

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@HaxDogma you've probably already realised this but just in case...
If your theory about film defects in the Gemma episode denote imperfections in recall/memory, then that final scene is not live - it is also a memory. But whose?

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@maudegarrett Ulysses 31, Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors or Neon Genesis Evangelion.

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@HaxDogma possibly something: Pretty sure Natalie referenced the board as "it" and not "they".

Definitely something: Natalie acts as if she is being watched 24/7. Think the headset might be a prop and she has a very different kind of microchip in her head.

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@titansfilmroom Brady giving you all sorts of material here.

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@HaxDogma dunno if you have seen this already. It could be nothing. It could be everything.

https://t.co/DeWJDWJ7aC

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@HaxDogma me exercising non-violent protest in the YouTube head office right now.

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@DanHanzus @MarcSessler @ConorOrr @titansfilmroom say what you want about Anthony Richardson but he's clearly the best dual threat running back in the league.

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@titansfilmroom 🤔

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@titansfilmroom so this is going to be a reoccurring drop now? More please! @DanHanzus @MarcSessler

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@atnlockups

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@Unique_Megan @NFLUKIRE @nyjets @Vikings @SpursStadium @Unique_Megan heavens to Betsy.

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@DanHanzus Is this about #gme?

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@atnlockups @AroundTheNFL Me breaking in to the studio and staging a sit in protest.