Jarred Metz

If it aint tight it aint right!

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

We all that have one friend that gets like this when they drink

https://t.co/d7NdLFgWIL

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When the pizza man rings the doorbell https://t.co/2gKy3Besfq

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

This dude needs to be in the NFL 😳 https://t.co/HxB8nlq2nz

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

We all have a Jeff in our friend group

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Mermaid man and Barnicle boy ain't slick

[Jarred Metz @Metzkid12]

NOT IN MY FUCKING HOUSE! https://t.co/jvzwto1seA

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

This dog is an absolute savage 😂 😂 https://t.co/Hvg9nOcIlZ

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Still one of the funniest things on the Internet😂 https://t.co/pTSHUjVMSb

[Jarred Metz @Metzkid12]

@BigEmagee https://t.co/GHbPzZG5K2

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Isn't it funny when girls say "get off your phone" after they've been on theirs for 30 minutes, and now they want your attention smh

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

gotta make friends somehow

[Jarred Metz @Metzkid12]

@BigEmagee https://t.co/remguv88zk

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Mom: Smile for this pic
Me: Mom not right now come on...
Mom IF YOU DON'T SMILE IN THREE SECONDS..

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Top notch free throw distraction https://t.co/FiuFOErPFu

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When your girlfriend wants to get married 😂 https://t.co/UaT4wc4mKb

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Quick get away💯 https://t.co/kVIuinc5ou

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

We'll be seein' ya... https://t.co/FGLu6gyqe8

[Jarred Metz @Metzkid12]

@CauseWereGuys @BigEmagee

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Leonard Fournette put him through the dirt! https://t.co/INHvFUGrWG

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

When you give all kids a participation trophy, you get a generation that believes they're entitled to $15/hr. Merica

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

A day late... But it’s never too late to celebrate Freedom. Merica.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

when the invisible dude in front of you is talking sh*t 💩😂 https://t.co/vtWUVkRSkf