Mev.CreativeDirector

Mev. Creative Dictator.

[Anselmo Ramos @anselmoramos]

Some important KPIs often overlooked by most clients:
❤️
🔥
🙌
😂😂
“LOL”
“OMG”
“WOW”
“LMAO”
“Damn”
“So cool”
“Brilliant”
“Amazing”
“Awesome”
“I’m dying”
“I’m crying”
“This is genius”
“Instant meme”
“Ha ha ha ha ha ha”
“Have you seen this?”
“Can’t believe they did this”

[Mev.CreativeDirector @MevCD]

I'm exhausted.

[Mev.CreativeDirector @MevCD]

It's not 2015 anymore, children. #byebyeboys

[Mev.CreativeDirector @MevCD]

I would've won Agency Leader of the Year, but unfortunately I don't have a penis.

[Mev.CreativeDirector @MevCD]

Well, tug my hair and call me Susan. The world's changed, and darling, now it's Mevrou's turn. #ByeByeBoys

[Mev.CreativeDirector @MevCD]

At this rate, Andrew Human could become the next US president.

[Mev.CreativeDirector @MevCD]

Yawn. @loeries

[Mev.CreativeDirector @MevCD]

@MevSuit @loeries sorry, who are you?

[Mev.CreativeDirector @MevCD]

Shit. I didn't.

[Mev.CreativeDirector @MevCD]

I'm so glad I slept through the @loeries. Thank you vodka.

[Mev.CreativeDirector @MevCD]

Just woke up from @Cannes_Lions.

[Mev.CreativeDirector @MevCD]

I just cannes(t) get you outta my head.

[Mev.CreativeDirector @MevCD]

Not at #designindaba?

Short shorts. Beards. And creatives scrambling for scrambled eggs.

The end.

[Mev.CreativeDirector @MevCD]

Cape Town thinks it's Cannes.

#designindaba

[Mev.CreativeDirector @MevCD]

MD: tonight isn't about business. It's remembering why we love the industry
Me: awards
MD: No
Me: booze
MD: No
Me: drugs
MD: No
Me:
MD: ROI!

[Mev.CreativeDirector @MevCD]

At a partner's dinner.
Waiter: what wine would you like?
Me: all of it.

[Mev.CreativeDirector @MevCD]

The intern shat his panties.

[Mev.CreativeDirector @MevCD]

Today, client went rogue and laughed.

[Mev.CreativeDirector @MevCD]

I would've won Agency Leader of the Year, but unfortunately I don't have a penis.

[Mev.CreativeDirector @MevCD]

It's wonderful how many agencies are suddenly supporting The Benoni Gazette to run their brilliant work. Truly heart warming.

[Mev.CreativeDirector @MevCD]

Twitter keeps asking for my number. Just check @MnrCD's last dialed.