Carson’s Dad

[Carson’s Dad @Mevang23]

@beautyskillz

[Carson’s Dad @Mevang23]

200% confidence it’s shorty on the right of the bride

[Westside L.A. Guy @WestsideLAGuy]

This is the first pic of a Hinge profile. Based on your understanding of female psychology, which one of these girls does this profile belong to?

[Carson’s Dad @Mevang23]

@theblockspot

[Carson’s Dad @Mevang23]

You’re not in the playoffs, Marc.

[CathVSConf☘️ @CathVSConf]

Kirby Smart trying to pull on Alabama what Notre Dame pulled on them for the second time this year 🤣

You're not Marcus Freeman Kirb.

[Kendall Beck @KBeckEagles]

This is my first time seeing the All-22 view of Nick Foles’ performance in Super Bowl 52.

The second throw to Alshon Jeffery has me legitimately in disbelief — one of the best Super Bowl performances we’ve ever seen.

[Carson’s Dad @Mevang23]

Eggs, bacon, home fries, toast, coffee. Keep the $1 tip

[Food Pleaser @FoodPleaser]

Build a $15 Breakfast 🥞 🍳 🥓

[Carson’s Dad @Mevang23]

Next year is even worse for dak and Dallas 🤣

[Dan Orlovsky @danorlovsky7]

Cap hit this season:

Dak Prescott ($50.5M)

Jalen Hurts + A.J. Brown + DeVonta Smith ($46.9M)

Unserious vs serious.

[JWeb @JWeb777]

If ESPN pulls Scott Hanson off of RedZone we’re going to make January 6th look like child’s play.

[Adrizzle 🇵🇸 @36_chambuhz]

Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos

[Apoorva Govind @Appyg99]

Ok fuck it, I'll spill — All my friends still single in their 30s? They're hunting unicorns. Somewhere along the way, a man stopped being just a man. Now he's supposed to be your therapist, best friend, passionate lover, future father of the year, financial provider & probably a mind reader too. All wrapped up in one devastatingly handsome package.

We grew up on a steady diet of perfect men who could do it all, and now we're shocked—shocked!—to discover that actual humans come with flaws.

Men seem to get this. They prioritize & put up with a lot more shit overall. Meanwhile, women are out here with spreadsheets of required qualities, then wonder why they're perpetually disappointed.

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Absolutely incredible…

New bill in Congress to stop insider trading:

P reventing
E lected
L eaders
O wning
S ecurities
I nvestments

[Carson’s Dad @Mevang23]

W 24-19… W 40-22… W 37-34… W 37-17 🤫🤫🤫🤫

[RavensMuse @Ravensmusee]

The 4 kings, the 4 best QBs in the league. No one else really matters

[Carson’s Dad @Mevang23]

This clown still has a platform to speak on?

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

🚨 NEW – Anthony Fauci says "the next outbreak will be of a respiratory disease that's easily transmissible, that has a significant degree of morbidity"

[Carson’s Dad @Mevang23]

Is this the Geneva YMCA?! Seen this shit one too many times

[Andrew (Nailgun) Lopez @andrewlopez_788]

Quick sauna session with Master Ugway #expand

[Carson’s Dad @Mevang23]

@bill_edd @RareCandy Dirt

[Sal Maiorana @salmaiorana]

Folks, I hate to tell you but the Bills weren’t gonna beat this Eagles team.

[Carson’s Dad @Mevang23]

But if Jayden Daniels didn’t lose by 30 it would’ve been the feat of the century 🥴

[First Take @FirstTake]

"If you put the Philadelphia Eagles or Jalen Hurts in the AFC, would [they] have gotten to the Super Bowl as many times?" 😳

@CameronNewton says all of the NFL's "game-changers" currently play in the AFC 👀