Mew, the Original Mythical

“Heyyyy! Don’t mind me, just doing some small Deity Mythical Pokémon stuff! …What do you mean this is yours?” 🔞MINORS DNI🔞

[Mew, the Original Mythical @MewOfOrigins]

“Heh, bet you weren’t expecting a Mythical to show up out of nowhere now, were you~?”

#151, The Ultimate Mischief-Maker that can be whatever he feels like, Mew

⚠️LEWD WILL 100% BE PRESENT ON THIS ACCOUNT!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!⚠️

[Mew, the Original Mythical @MewOfOrigins]

@MutantSwordX “I AIN’T SMOOCHIN’ NOTHING, YA CRAZY SPANISH LADY-”

[Mew, the Original Mythical @MewOfOrigins]

“Uuuugh… Father’s Day…
I swear, if I get one more gal busting down my door with an offer to make me a father again-”

[ᴍꜱ. ᴡᴀᴠʏᴄʜᴜ @SunClaps]

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⠀⠀⠀𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡-𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧'
⠀⠀⠀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐬. 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐌𝐬. 𝐖𝐚𝐯𝐲𝐜𝐡𝐮!

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[˜”*°• Pokégirl Trixie! •°*”˜ @SINNOH_AIRHEAD]

"You'll regret underestimating an
up-and-coming Pokémon Trainer like me!❤️"

🌟Trixie the Rising Pokégal🌟

[𝚂𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚑'𝚜 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚘𝚗 @SuperstarSinnoh]

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ【📌】【💟➕🔁】
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ【#LewdRP】【#PKMNRP】

[Mew, the Original Mythical @MewOfOrigins]

@SinnohMom Hmmmm…

SEEMS FATE HAS DECIDED SIMA SHALL BE THE FIRST TO EXPERIENCE HIS… Uh… Presence?

[Mew, the Original Mythical @MewOfOrigins]

@SinnohMom Technically, that’s a GILF, buuuuut there are no complaints from him!
THEY CAN ALL GET IT FROM HIM.

[Mew, the Original Mythical @MewOfOrigins]

@LewdKittyColony NO DON’T I WAS BEING SILLY-

[Mew, the Original Mythical @MewOfOrigins]

“…I AM A GOD, MA’AM.”

[𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐚.𝐤.𝐚 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧'𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 @SinnohMom]

"A shapeshifting weakling is still a weakling."

[Mew, the Original Mythical @MewOfOrigins]

“… … …I CAN SHAPESHIFT, DUMMY.”

[𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐚.𝐤.𝐚 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧'𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 @SinnohMom]

"JELLYFISH "

[Mew, the Original Mythical @MewOfOrigins]

“…I can shoot lasers from my eyes.”

[𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐚.𝐤.𝐚 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧'𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 @SinnohMom]

"I am going to touch you."

[Mew, the Original Mythical @MewOfOrigins]

“IF YOU THROW ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR DAMN POKÉBALLS AT ME I WILL DO THINGS BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION!”

[𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐚.𝐤.𝐚 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧'𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 @SinnohMom]

"Chat, we are gonna do a bit of trolling."

[Mew, the Original Mythical @MewOfOrigins]

Aaaand cue the panicked screaming as he goes in…

…Followed by the ball shaking even MORE violently…

…AND IT BURSTING OPEN YET AGAIN.

“STOP THAT! STOP THAT THIS INSTANT!”

[𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐚.𝐤.𝐚 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧'𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 @SinnohMom]

"..Imma do it again."

Throws another Pokeball.

[Mew, the Original Mythical @MewOfOrigins]

“OH NO SHE CAUGHT ME PLAYING POSSOM

A A A A A A A A -”

He’d scream loudly before going into the ball, violently shaking in it before bursting out, shivering, visibly shaken…

“…NEVER.
DO THAT.
A G A I N .”

[𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐚.𝐤.𝐚 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧'𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 @SinnohMom]

Throws a Pokeball anyway.

Fainted or not.

[Mew, the Original Mythical @MewOfOrigins]

@MilfTyphlosin “Of course~!”

[Mew, the Original Mythical @MewOfOrigins]

“Mewwwwwwww…”

…He isn’t smart.
That, or he’s trying to deny people from catching him by fainting himself.

[𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐚.𝐤.𝐚 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧'𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 @SinnohMom]

"Uhh...out of all the moves he could have used...he used self destruct?

It's not even that strong. Explosion is stronger."

[Mew, the Original Mythical @MewOfOrigins]

@POKEGOLDILOCKS The Pokémon being made out with:

[Mew, the Original Mythical @MewOfOrigins]

[MEW used Self-Destruct!]
[It didn’t affect LUSAMINE…]
[MEW fainted!]
[MEW has no more Pokémon left that can battle!]
[Mother Beast LUSAMINE won MEW!]

…He really needs to stop trying to self-destruct his way out of these things.

[𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐚.𝐤.𝐚 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧'𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 @SinnohMom]

"NOOOOO!"

[Mew, the Original Mythical @MewOfOrigins]

“…JOKE’S ON YOU! I DIDN’T FEEL LIKE DOING AN ALIVE ANYWAYS!

SEE YOU IN THE DISTORTION WORLD, SUCKERS!”

[𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐚.𝐤.𝐚 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧'𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 @SinnohMom]

"Come to mommy..."