“Heh, bet you weren’t expecting a Mythical to show up out of nowhere now, were you~?”
#151, The Ultimate Mischief-Maker that can be whatever he feels like, Mew
⚠️LEWD WILL 100% BE PRESENT ON THIS ACCOUNT!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!⚠️
Aaaand cue the panicked screaming as he goes in…
…Followed by the ball shaking even MORE violently…
…AND IT BURSTING OPEN YET AGAIN.
“STOP THAT! STOP THAT THIS INSTANT!”
“OH NO SHE CAUGHT ME PLAYING POSSOM
A A A A A A A A -”
He’d scream loudly before going into the ball, violently shaking in it before bursting out, shivering, visibly shaken…
“…NEVER.
DO THAT.
A G A I N .”
[MEW used Self-Destruct!]
[It didn’t affect LUSAMINE…]
[MEW fainted!]
[MEW has no more Pokémon left that can battle!]
[Mother Beast LUSAMINE won MEW!]
…He really needs to stop trying to self-destruct his way out of these things.