Lane

one time I got lost in a Fred Meyer and tried to find my mom but actually found a lady with the same haircut as my mom and went to her apartment.

[Lane @MewRoberto]

People ask me if I’m Pro-Israel or Pro-Palestine, and I simply tell them I’m a Pro Basketball player.

[Larry King @kingsthings]

@Eman5695 Ohio😇

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

How it feels to shop at Trader Joe’s on a Sunday night:

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Having a Jersey Mikes #13, gonna devour it… and
Game 7!!!

[chief quiche @internet_james_]

You know how most of you would feel if like Daft Punk announced a new album? That’s kind of how this feels for me

[David Spade @DavidSpade]

💥💥💥!

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

hahah amen thank u gang

[Lane @MewRoberto]

Busboys roll call! Best movie I’ve ever seen.
@TheoVon @DavidSpade

[Lane @MewRoberto]

Spilled spaghetti sauce on a granite countertop

[Dr Daisy Dixon @daisyldixon]

possibly the oldest ever depiction of a kiss: a cave painting from Brazil’s Serra da Capivara National Park, up to 50,000 years old 😘

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

#ViaCrucis

[Lane @MewRoberto]

God invented mercury poisoning because he knew I’d get too buff if I was allowed to eat canned tuna everyday

[Lane @MewRoberto]

@netanyahu He’s definitely been looksmaxxing

[Lane @MewRoberto]

#Iran was mid jestergooning when Israel and the USA brutally airspace mogged them and sent the timeline WW3MAXXING.

[Lane @MewRoberto]

People ask me if I’m Pro-Israel or Pro-Palestine, and I simply tell them I’m a Pro Basketball player.

[Zoldyck @Michealkaiser_]

Ain't gonna lie seeing glitter graphics like this in 2026 is like seeing a cave painting…lost art form 💕

[Gregorio Zanardi @GregorioZanard]

i never played baseball

[Entertainment Tonight @etnow]

We’re tipping our red hats to Paddington, who is having a 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘆 good night at the BAFTAs. 🐻

[Lane @MewRoberto]

You know who wasn’t on the Epstein list?

[the Valen papers @StarcoVision]

PADDINGTON STUNS AT THE BAFTAS

[Lane @MewRoberto]

Could’ve dressed up imo

[Variety @Variety]

Paddington arrives at the #BAFTAFilmAwards.

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