Mewsus Christ

Lo! I am Mewsus, son of Arceus! I fainted for the sins of all pokemon! Stories from the PokéBible and the Church of Mewsus Christ. Praise be to Arceus, Amon!

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Oak 2:5- "And so Arceus created man, saying unto him, 'Go forth and be the very best like no one ever was!'"

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@Pokemon Amen.

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Nintendo is literally doing the Lord's work.

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@Pokemon I caught the Holy Spirit

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Friendly reminder that your local church is a Pokéstop for a reason 👀
#PokemonGOFest2020

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@Pokemon I forgive them.

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Pokémon Fans: Nintendo can't just release the same product with only slight differences each time!

The gospels:

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I think I may just go ahead and start the PokéPocalypse early idk

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It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Eevee.

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Thinking of new types for the next main series games. So far I have:

1. Holy types (super effective against Ghost types and sinners)
2. Gun types (just regular pokemon but with a gun taped to their head)
3. Poison + types (just regular pokemon but they spread Covid-19)

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Wear a mask or I'll make every starter pokemon fire/fighting from now on.

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@Pokemon The power of Arceus compels you!

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@CatfishJamal You've been promoted to sainthood.

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God hears your prayers for Gen 4 Sinnoh remakes and is choosing to ignore them.

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@BCohen87 @CoatsAndJacket Exclusive Offer: Convert now and choose one of three rare starter pokemon absolutely FREE!

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Disillusioned with #Christianity? Looking for a new religion? Try #PokéTheism! We have Pokemon and free health care!

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@DrLavaYT #tbt

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@mschlapp If this Jesus guy is anything like me, he won't mind

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5k prayers and I'll have God remake Gen 5

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Happy #FathersDay to our Lord Arceus. Thank you for creating all Pokemon.

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@FrostMageIssaru @Pokemon Making this game low quality is a sin