Chris Luna

I'm not like a regular dad, I'm a cool dad.

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My wife and I got into it last night about the grocery bill.

I pulled up an old Target order from February 2020.

28 items. $64.50.

Added every single one back to the cart just to see.

$158.30.
Same 28 items. Same store. Same cart.
$93.80 more.

In five years.
We didn’t buy more.
Didn’t upgrade anything.
Didn’t add a single extra item.

Just needed the same things we always needed.

They told us inflation was transitory. They told us it was under control. They told us the economy was strong.

Our cart didn’t get any of those memos.
145% increase in five years.

Not one member of Congress has looked at a grocery receipt in decades.

And it shows.

[Chris Luna @MexiCanButWont]

@minakimes Mahomes being #1 should be a part of us all...a part of us all...a part of us all.

[Chris Luna @MexiCanButWont]

I'm not proud of this.

@lunzthetunz @raquel_kc

Check out Mexicanandwill's video! #TikTok https://t.co/Bc4fRrEOK4

[Chris Luna @MexiCanButWont]

The short of it is, we keep ourselves occupied.

#dragonballz #dbz #garfield #humor #funny #solo #secret #homealone #nerd #joepera
https://t.co/6z5J7Gm4aB

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Chris Luna @MexiCanButWont]

@BleacherReport This is the greatest thing ever! #ChiefsKingdom

[Chris Luna @MexiCanButWont]

LISTEN, if @NFL won't say it then let me. The Buffalo Bills are basically the Cleveland Cavaliers of the 1990s. Chiefs all day!

#IYKYK #NFLPlayoffs2024 #NFL #KansasCityChiefs #BuffaloBills #patrickmahomes #ChiefsKingdom #AFCChampionship #SuperBowl

[Chris Luna @MexiCanButWont]

Maybe next time slugger.

#nacholibre #jackblack #wrestling #silverking #luchalibre #family #fatherandson #love #movies #guero

https://t.co/FiBqKtq99b

[Chris Luna @MexiCanButWont]

Anytime Angela and I try to sneak off to get a lil kiss in while the grandkids are over, we're followed.

#righteousgemstones #therighteousgemstones #unclebabybilly #waltergoggins #grandparents #grownfolksbusiness #spiderman #nerd #smooches

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[Chris Luna @MexiCanButWont]

You should probably check candy all year and not just Halloween.

#candy #nasty #inappropriate #funny #jokes #halloween #ginuwine #mypony #oldheads #cochino #sourpatch #sourpatchkids #younasty #grownfolksmusic #babymakingmusic #sweettooth
https://t.co/G6a9i9Z2pf

[Chris Luna @MexiCanButWont]

@raquel_kc this SO FRIKKIN funny to me! 😂😂😂

https://t.co/4M8FhRCaTq

[Chris Luna @MexiCanButWont]

T to https://t.co/TlUMqGmmJx

[Chris Luna @MexiCanButWont]

You know what I would've loved to see in a post credits scene in the @supermariomovie ? Bowser going back home, opening the door, and his wife is there and all them bad ass kids are running around. He was married with kids the entire time.
#SuperMarioBrosMovie #nintendo

[Chris Luna @MexiCanButWont]

@BleacherReport @brkicks I don't want half, I don't want some, I want ALL my money!

[Chris Luna @MexiCanButWont]

@lunzthetunz One of my favorite albums! I listened to it at moms all the time!

[Chris Luna @MexiCanButWont]

@lunzthetunz @raquel_kc I'm going to be that Uncle who shares far too many memes now, you're in it for the foreseeable future.

[Chris Luna @MexiCanButWont]

@lunzthetunz @raquel_kc it's not Flanders in a Streetcar Named Desire, but it's better than the spinoffs.

#TheSimpsons

[Chris Luna @MexiCanButWont]

@austindoyle24 @nflnetwork @Chiefs @gmfb He was on a one year deal.

[Chris Luna @MexiCanButWont]

@PatrickMahomes We also would have accepted this one with #timrobinson

[Chris Luna @MexiCanButWont]

@wallflowerperry @Carmelo_WWE Damn this is so wholesome it's making my allergies act up!