Matt

The average of a mean

[Matt @MexiKillMe]

Richest man in the world :')

[Love and Smile @spongebobkissme]

I have my cookies i have my milk oh its gamer time

[Matt @MexiKillMe]

Toxic yaoi has been with us for centuries! Jesus and Judas! Betrayal! The kiss!

[Matt @MexiKillMe]

A cool ranch dorito without its seasoning is like an angel without its wings

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

[Matt @MexiKillMe]

Can’t place exactly the time I was happiest in life but I do know that Burger King had Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer toys with every kids meal

[Matt @MexiKillMe]

Sitcom lovers where do we stand

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After the halfway point of Spring it should be called Sprung

[Matt @MexiKillMe]

Getting drunk and watching Pirates of the Caribbean has done more work than that of years of therapy could come near to accomplish

[Matt @MexiKillMe]

And we’re back at it again (we don’t talk about last year)

[Matt @MexiKillMe]

Y’all listen to Blink-182
I listen to Blink-0.091

[Matt @MexiKillMe]

And history repeats

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@toriisheriff Well now Billy can never be silly again

[Matt @MexiKillMe]

Been teaching a sheep how to talk in an effort to get authentic English wool. They have had more of an effect on me, turns out it was a baaaaaaaaad idea

[Matt @MexiKillMe]

I love hour glasses, I can just sit there and stare at them for a hour

[Matt @MexiKillMe]

Had to throw away an old pair of scissors today, they just didn’t make the cut

[Matt @MexiKillMe]

Can I just take those light towers in front of closed Family Video stores or do I need to call someone

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Taco Bell asks the question: How much shit can we put on a tortilla to effectively hide 1 teaspoon of meat

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@llamammma You can Chicago a hotdog but not a corn dog… unless…

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What makes a cheesy Gordita crunch so good is 10% taste that other 90% is pure mouth feel

[Matt @MexiKillMe]

After the halfway point of Fall it should be called Fell