James Garibay

i tweet recklessly. funniest in el paso 2026. @nbcdfw poop goblin. as seen on @telemundo39 and @primevideo.

[James Garibay @mexicanelonmusk]

I’M NOT A FUCKING MIGRANT.

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

A migrant pervert is following women around in Dallas asking them if he can watch them defecate because he thinks white women are only meant to be used for his sick pleasure. This is why they treat every woman in Europe worse than they would an animal. Third world immigration is destroying the West.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

"i will help poor people when i grow up"

Me after growing up;

[James Garibay @mexicanelonmusk]

@kirawontmiss I’m a Hunter Biden level of crackhead when it comes to weed. 😭😭😭

[James Garibay @mexicanelonmusk]

There’s a lot of things I won’t do when I’m a rich man. Eating at Sweetgreens is one of them.

[James Garibay @mexicanelonmusk]

I wish I had the confidence of single mothers on Tinder. 😭😭😭

[James Garibay @mexicanelonmusk]

@JeffDye Make Slut Shaming Great Again.

[James Garibay @mexicanelonmusk]

I was born to Mexicans and got adopted by other Mexicans. I’m a refried bean.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A screening of Spider-Man: Brand New Day was evacuated after an audience member unleashed a Hulk-sized fart

The smell was so unbearable that moviegoers had to leave the theater in disgust

[James Garibay @mexicanelonmusk]

@DallasTexasTV Jerry Jones should buy Knox/Henderson. Price out all the childless white women in their late thirties without a man.

[Coinbase 🛡️ @coinbase]

If you don't have this chart memorized by now, you don't want it enough.

[Rob L. White (‘Cuddle’ Short Film OUT NOW!!) @therlwrites]

Now who made this? 😭🤣

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

RIP Vincent Pastore …..Uncle Joey is still slinging….

[James Garibay @mexicanelonmusk]

@DallasTexasTV Put flock cameras on the white women of Knox/Henderson. They’re all childless and manless that could use the attention.

[James Garibay @mexicanelonmusk]

Rush Hour 2 is 25 years old today. Officially too old for Leonardo DiCaprio.

[James Garibay @mexicanelonmusk]

@texasrunnerDFW Dallas just has too many white women in their late thirties that’ll never have babies or get married because they’re losers. That’s why.

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

Luck is an occult skill.

[James Garibay @mexicanelonmusk]

@DallasTexasTV Oh no. No more Delta 9 for the childless white women in late mid thirties around Knox/Henderson.