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People are constantly telling me, stop letting people live in your head rent free...well how do I start charging people then!? I could use some extra coin.

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@cctv_idiots Omg those are Woodcocks! I love them😂

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Finally got to see short eared owls last night. I almost cried I was so taken aback at their beauty and overjoyed that all the months of waiting to see them had finally paid off....I also realized that I have become my mother😂😭

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@joshgad If your house had a theme song, what would it be?

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Wish I had paid the extra $100 to upgrade my kid to the self cleaning model with mute capabilities...

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There's nothing more terrifying than a 2 year old launching themselves at your face, full throttle.

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Anyone else have problems with #lecruset customer service?! Shame on you for your customer service business model.

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Side note on hand washing...it is the 21st century, right? Then why when i am in a public restroom, do people walk out and not wash their hands after pooping!?
1) gross
2) gross
3) we are in a fucking pandemic! Wash your hands after you poo! At home or in public!

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Why are people getting excited about 2021? You think that when the clock strikes midnight on the 31st, magically all the shit we have been dealing with goes away? You know what helps the horrid disaster that is 2020 go away?

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Wearing a mask and washing your damn hands. You know, the science stuff. Not the cinderella story bullshit of a clock strike.

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Sorry, but #TheGrinchMusical was awful, and I liked #catsthemusical

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So do you think that babies get scared when people lower their masks now and can actually see faces? What a paradigm shift.

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My kid is eating popcorn off the floor from last night, and this is where I'm at today🤣

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@LizaCampisi Same🤣🤣🤣

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I'm predicting, that with all the hand sanitizer people now use, that this cold and flu season will be worse than normal.

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@Blaney @flagandanthemco Yes please!

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@LizaCampisi Just like Danny Tanner.

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I think the true definition of adulting is cleaning out all the stuck hair from your vacuum roller brushes.