Uncle Bach

I would literally die for pop punk

[Uncle Bach @Mexwell1008]

Fuck this fuck this fuck this

[Uncle Bach @Mexwell1008]

@luke_means97 Peyote?

[Uncle Bach @Mexwell1008]

@Callie_lin @luke_means97 We definitely requiring verbal confirmation of consent nowadays

[Uncle Bach @Mexwell1008]

@luke_means97 Damn, the only alternative is for me to prescribe you copious amounts of alcohol

[Uncle Bach @Mexwell1008]

@luke_means97 Bro have you tried just chilling the FUCK out?

[Uncle Bach @Mexwell1008]

Next morning sober me would have capitalized the whole thing but ah well

[Uncle Bach @Mexwell1008]

@howiemueller I feel

[Uncle Bach @Mexwell1008]

Well that was fucked up

[Uncle Bach @Mexwell1008]

@howiemueller Quit

[Uncle Bach @Mexwell1008]

@rachel_rrr @gotdatbootyisee Well bah humbug to you too

[Uncle Bach @Mexwell1008]

@Callie_lin Indeed

[Uncle Bach @Mexwell1008]

@FerrerTheError @gotdatbootyisee @Callie_lin I look forward to seeing that

[Uncle Bach @Mexwell1008]

2.5 spins in the middle of the bypass and I didn't even fucking die

[b @bradleex]

rt if you’re not furious https://t.co/c6YSMwoVCh

[Uncle Bach @Mexwell1008]

@gotdatbootyisee @Callie_lin I get mine done, I'm worth it

[Uncle Bach @Mexwell1008]

@Callie_lin @gotdatbootyisee No shit, these women need to up their game

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Y’all saw a video of a white boy crying while his mom was recording and easily came out y’all pockets.... only to find out he was being retaliated against for constantly saying racist shit & having a klan family?

[Uncle Bach @Mexwell1008]

I just read an article that said women don't like men to have better eyebrows than them, honey if my eyebrows are better than yours that's your own damn problem

[Uncle Bach @Mexwell1008]

I'm done pushing friendships with people, if you're in my circle it's because YOU want to be.

[Uncle Bach @Mexwell1008]

This is too deep, homies just steal my jokes I stg https://t.co/THzA2Olp5C