Missy

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

This guy built over 1,000 homes for squirrels and fitted some of them with cameras so he could see how they live

Welcome to the cutest reality TV show out there

Writer: Ian

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Just a friendly reminder. No matter how tired you are, play with your pets, they waited all day for you.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next month, every line of code touching the 𝕏 system will be open source and third-party audited.

Only total transparency deserves trust.

[Sҽαɳ 🇺🇸⚓️ @doc_1029]

Too much bickering here. Go touch grass. It's social media. It really isn't that serious. Some of yall are acting like children and it's very sad.

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

A part of being an adult is living with regret and not allowing it to consume you. The older you get, the more mistakes you've made, opportunities you've missed, people you've disappointed. And every day you have to remind yourself to be kind and forgiving of yourself. You accept and love the you from the past and understand that it's all a part of the process. Then you move on and live your best life, knowing now as old as you feel today, you'll never be this young again.

[Brittany Hughes @RealBrittHughes]

Insane that this has to be said but you don’t actually have to agree with everything a person said, did, or believed to simply be kind when they die.

[𝙳𝚊 𝙸𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝙽𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 🧡 @TrudiiBee]

Rewatching movies as an adult changes your perspective.. dad in Dirty Dancing had every right to sit that bitch ina corner running around w/ a 40yr old prostitute resort dancer 😒

[🧚‍♀️Evelyn🧚‍♀️ @Eva_Sommie]

I sit quietly and realize that God has been taking care of me this whole time. Maybe not in luxurious ways. Maybe not an easy life. But through protection,provision, good health, surviving hard days and always having just enough to keep going.

[Missy @Meyer_mimi]

@spencerpratt @TrumpWarRoom Oh my goodness, your tiny right hand man 🥰

[Missy @Meyer_mimi]

@muheediva01 Call CPS.

[Bee 🐝 @beemyli]

My mother-in-law came over for dinner and watched my husband put the plates in the dishwasher while I sat on the couch. She leaned over to me, lowered her voice, and said, "You know, back in my day, a good wife didn’t let her husband do the kitchen work after a long day at the office."
My husband heard her from across the kitchen.
He didn't even look up from the sink. He just said, "Mom, she works the exact same 40 hours I do, and she pays half the mortgage. If I want a clean kitchen, I clean it. Welcome to 2026."

She didn't say another word until dessert

[Missy @Meyer_mimi]

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[Alex Hormozi @AlexHormozi]

What happens when you die:

They divide up your shit.

They summarize your life in 500-1000 words.

People who knew you less say sorry to people who knew you more.

Everyone eats, drives home, and wakes up the next day and goes to work.

Whatever you’re worried about won’t be in those 500 words.

You can dare greatly or not at all, but you’re gonna die either way.

Might as well squeeze every motherfucking drop out.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I believe the final stage of healing is making peace with being misunderstood.

And disliked.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

I had a taste for McDonald’s so I went,and a young girl is behind the register. The person before me was SO rude to her. When she got to me she started with “I’m sorry I’m new I’m learning” to which I dramatically said “I love it. I’m not in a rush, get your practice in girlie & take your time”. She giggled & said ok. This is somebody’s baby. Probably working her first job. I’m a mom and I would want someone to be patient & gentle with my baby. Yall we gotta be kinder to the kids fr.

[Missy @Meyer_mimi]

@EndWokeness We should just hold onto those monthly checks from the American taxpayers then. Wouldn’t want to offend these proud people any further, let them succeed of their own devices.

[Missy @Meyer_mimi]

@Cerealbox0 @natism

[Missy @Meyer_mimi]

@pattonoswalt Rest easy, sir.

[👉M-Û-R-Č-H👈 @TheEXECUTlONER_]

This song ‘Just Like Heaven’ was released by The Cure almost 40 years ago. 🤯

When we see all these older artists & bands, the first thing you notice is their voice has left them. They just don’t have it anymore.

Which makes Robert Smith’s voice that much more amazing. He sounds exactly the same playing to 40,000 people recently. 💯

What were you doing back in 1987 on October 5th, the day this song was released?

[Alice Smith @TheAliceSmith]

The real class war is between the productive class and the parasitic class.