Sam Messmer

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@VitaminVVisions @JustinTheLad1 Ooooooooh. Those don't need gravy, jam or even butter. Just a frosted stein of 2%.

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@LV_Libertarian @lucyshow11 I'll be the nerd. Ted did get to be a contestant. Got one of the few luck based games (Punch-a-Bunch) and lost at the Big Wheel.

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@Super70sSports Underappreciated Dickie Dawson, Match Game '78. Working 80 hour weeks, horny, tipsy and sick of Geno Rayburn's shit...and the star wheel...

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@LizInFallsCity Next jackass that pops it into four wheel drive and slides off the road in 105F heat is the first.

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@JustynTyme_ And Barker, for a moment, remembered he also begged the golf gods for miracles...and they sometimes answered.

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@ashlleyraexo

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@saltysarah2026 These two Foresters, sincerely P. Patty and Marcie.

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@JustinTheLad1 It is proper delegation of responsibility to professionals who will bust ass for home cooking and beer. Wins across the board without guilt.

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@JustinTheLad1 Florida? America's penis? Get a feather to knock me over with.

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@LydiaCornell ¡Tiene un tiempo may bien, mujer bonita!

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@damone_mike Happy birthday. I hope the kids start listening to (real)Aerosmith again.

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@JakeSnakeDDT Happiest of birthdays, Cheryl!

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@VitaminVVisions @JustinTheLad1 Funny that the Massachusetts gentleman had to go to Montana to see a happy Bruin in July.

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@Super70sSports Seeing that the original concept is based off of purchase power, supply, demand and marketplace savvy, damn right Bob taught economics. For pimping, that was Allen Ludden.

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@JustinTheLad1 It is grizzly bear prevention.

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@JustRockContent 1. Fuck cancer. 2. First song playing in the first bar i ever got in with a license with...fortunate typos. 3. The full seven minute version is a masterpiece. 4. These guys should have been so much bigger.

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@Super70sSports ...counts...

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@VitaminVVisions Since he excelled in cable TV...he kissed his Ace

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@VitaminVVisions ...Golden touch, Gene.

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@JustinTheLad1 ...Idahoan saying sorry for our fly boys.