MONEY.

Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

[MONEY. @MezHimself]

I'm more concerned with the 50 guys that liked this post

[GOD GULUVA @Zweli_Thixo]

Last week I told the other gender ukuthi I haven’t paid my gym. She just looked at me and then changed the subject.

I didn’t say anything at the time. I just observed.

Because as a man, you must pay attention to the small things that’s where the truth hides.

Now I’m here cycling, then it hits me. So she is comfortable with me struggling like this? Alone? With debit orders? She honestly expects me to pay gym with my money?

The gym is not even a luxury. It��s maintenance, It’s health. It’s discipline.

If you can’t stand by me during something as simple as a gym membership… will she afford to take me shopping? Or catching flights?

But anyway… what one woman won’t do, another one will. Because mina, I was not raised to struggle with a woman. Guylies are up😌🚶

[MONEY. @MezHimself]

@TheTitanBaddie Umuntu oseqala ukubhema ama drugs siyambona thina, what are you even on about. Where have you been in the last ten years???

[Lady_L_ @Lee_Raa_Tuu]

I called a married lady who was owing me money, but she didn't pick my calls.

I called 10 times more, still no answer. Knowing that her husband was not at home, I decided to send her this message:

"Hi Lady, I'm not calling for the money. I just wanted to tell you that 2 girls were fighting over your husband in town today. It was a big match and he was just there watching, until one of the girl managed to escape into his car and they drove off".

After some minutes, she called me but I ignored her. She kept calling and I found 21 missed calls from her and a message which read:

Where was the fight❓️
Where did they go?❓️
Did you Noticed those girls❓️
Please tell me, I am falling apart."

I just read and didn't respond. She called again, 5 times and I didn't answer, then another message from her:

"I have your money, please can we meet, so you tell me more❓️"

Then i replied, "Okay, you can send it via payshap so that I can pass by the garage to refil, then I will pick you and drive you to one of the Girl's bouse because I know them."

After 2 mins, I checked my account balance, my money was fully paid.

I then switched off my phone and slept like a baby.
This January you need to be sharp.

[killy. @broztitute]

There’s an old saying in Tennessee I know it’s in Texas probably in Tennessee

[wildclip @wildklip]

Bout time I bring back this video 😹Enjoy😹😭

[MONEY. @MezHimself]

@Reign_C0C0 @Solphendukaa @NandosSA This is so lame😂😂😂

[MONEY. @MezHimself]

@noxoloh_m Ushaye ubhemunda wena😂😂😂

[IBashar @CurtisBashar]

Let’s keep it real

This album aged like a fine wine

[MONEY. @MezHimself]

@TheReal_Pholoba @teffo_ME Ama wudlu is diabolical😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[𝗢𝗙𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗪𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗗𝗢𝗡 @Floyd4L]

No record in SA has pulled off a transition as flawless as that of Meanwhile in Honeydew.

[MONEY. @MezHimself]

@njivolo031 @SagewaseSouthAh @Ephraim_Snr Lalela🔥🔥🔥😂😂

[MONEY. @MezHimself]

@LuthandoFuze Every guy wants to get married and have a loving wife to get home to but the reality is no guy is ever prepared for the challenges that come with being fully committed to the same person, like EVERDAY. We all think "yeah no, this is easy I can do it, I love my girl" weleleeee🤣🤣

[William Omoyeh @_mrwill]

January 13th, 14th, 15th, 16th, 17th, 18th and 19th are for good news.

[MONEY. @MezHimself]

Unfortunately a bar😭

[MONEY. @MezHimself]

😂😂😂

[Siphe🇿🇦. @mgoli1st]

@mi_fiasco @Tumi_Roch @NevondoRi Isbhamu basinike umntu o wrong, udubula kwasani.

[MONEY. @MezHimself]

@orlatara @LethaboMakgoba An introvert wouldn't have tweeted this, nor would they be here

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you're getting a car this year 🤲🏽