Allan meza

I'm not a bad guy, I'm a Dad guy

[Allan meza @MezaElBoracho]

@WhitneyPuppy I'll push you in first then cannon ball right after. 🏊‍♀️🏊‍♂️

[Allan meza @MezaElBoracho]

#XboxTMNTMoviesweepstakes

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the pizza party never stops with these guys🍕

follow @XboxGamePass & RT this post with #XboxTMNTMoviesweepstakes for a chance to win these TMNT-inspired controllers!

be sure to see @TMNTMovie in theatres 8/2/23 in the US!

ages 18+. ends 08/13/23. rules: https://t.co/C2Pjfi7yru

[XBOX Game Pass @XBOXGamePass]

the pizza party never stops with these guys🍕

follow @XboxGamePass & RT this post with #XboxTMNTMoviesweepstakes for a chance to win these TMNT-inspired controllers!

be sure to see @TMNTMovie in theatres 8/2/23 in the US!

ages 18+. ends 08/13/23. rules: https://t.co/C2Pjfi7yru

[Allan meza @MezaElBoracho]

@WhitneyPuppy To me? Oh wait no that was a dream.

[Allan meza @MezaElBoracho]

@ghostxtype Such a beautiful stomach... 😔😥

[Allan meza @MezaElBoracho]

@ghostxtype Time catches up to us all. 👵

[Allan meza @MezaElBoracho]

@MiaKhalifa_Only Sex sells..... but not as much as that iPhone 💰 🤑

[Allan meza @MezaElBoracho]

@WhitneyPuppy And the devil laughs... but so do I 😆 🤣

[Allan meza @MezaElBoracho]

They really used the same action score in The Rock as Bad boys 1 2 and 3?!?! I'm disappointed 😔
#BadBoys #therockmovie #SeanConnery

[Allan meza @MezaElBoracho]

@rileyreidx3 Dam your husband!!! Come live a poor life with me. No money or any luxuries but I do have all the love you could possibly want. 💍

[Allan meza @MezaElBoracho]

@mikesgarbageart 😍😍😍

[Allan meza @MezaElBoracho]

#zelda

[Allan meza @MezaElBoracho]

@xzscnx Surprise surprise another shitty DC movie. I'm glad that they're not making any money. Didn't reward movies like this or venom or morbius just cause mf want a payday. It's about the fans not your pockets Levi.

[Allan meza @MezaElBoracho]

@ghostxtype You gotta work! How else will underdeveloped girls learn to hate their bodies by trying to reach your almost impossible expectations not knowing that you poured money and surgeries to make yourself look like what "Us men" want you to look like?.... Sorry I blacked out there.

[Allan meza @MezaElBoracho]

@NewRockstars 90 percent of DC movies are dumpster fires. 🔥 🗑️

[Allan meza @MezaElBoracho]

@mikesgarbageart Omg that's fucking adorable!

[Allan meza @MezaElBoracho]

@WhitneyPuppy Say thank you with a small charcuterie plate. Men respond to meat.

[Allan meza @MezaElBoracho]

https://t.co/NjiGxutgis

[Allan meza @MezaElBoracho]

@WhitneyPuppy Only if I can have my Ferrari VHS fast rewind device back. Then Yes. But I have to wait 2 minutes for that shit to rewind? Then hell no

[Allan meza @MezaElBoracho]

@possum_bimbo Oh my sweet gentle Christ! 😲 😍