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This nursing mother was recorded by the terrorists after they were abducted few days ago in Oyo state.
The terrorists have since then beheaded one teacher and they still have 46 children brutally held up in a cave somewhere.
Let the whole world see this.
This was Patience Jonathan when children were abducted back then. She showed empathy as a mother and a First Lady.
She will forever be goated!!
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By now our VDM go don dey arrange his ring light for tomorrow's distraction.
Once he attack, we'll follow from the rear.
With a monthly income of ₦100,000, let’s break it down:
Total cost to furnish the self-con:
House rent: ₦550,000
Foam: ₦120,000
Bed frame: ₦100,000
TV: ₦300,000
AC: ₦250,000
Fridge: ₦300,000
Wardrobe: ₦150,000
Gas cooker: ₦180,000
Table: ₦70,000
Plates, cups, pots: ₦80,000
Curtain (not cotton): ₦80,000
Total: ₦2,180,000
Now divide that by your income:
₦2,180,000 ÷ ₦100,000 = 21.8 months that’s nearly 2 years assuming you save every single kobo.
But wait reality check:
You still have to eat,
Pay transport,
Stay alive,
And not go crazy in the heat while saving.
Now factor in APC’s inflation (π), and the price of foam will hit ₦300k before you buy it.
You’re basically chasing shadows Nigerian economic edition.
In summary:
At this rate, you’ll finish furnishing when your firstborn is in JSS1 if NEPA and Tinubu don’t finish the country before then.
APC promised “Renewed Hope.” Turns out they just renewed hardship. And Tinubu? Man’s running the country like it’s a failed group project.
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