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jtron on the Hive

he/him

[✨🀄🐙🌹✨ @MezzMerzbow]

Ahoy mutuals - if you want to stay in touch once this ship sinks DM me for FB deets or get in touch through https://t.co/o58OsT0FZn

[✨🀄🐙🌹✨ @MezzMerzbow]

https://t.co/O5Uvb6yVFv

[✨🀄🐙🌹✨ @MezzMerzbow]

Ahoy mutuals - if you want to stay in touch once this ship sinks DM me for FB deets or get in touch through https://t.co/o58OsT0FZn

[✨🀄🐙🌹✨ @MezzMerzbow]

which I know nothing about but a bunch of people are migrating that way, and it seems easier to deal with than Mastodon. Odds of my ever actually using it? Low

[SEO Speedwagon @woodmuffin]

Ronald McDonald had the McRib removed from the menu so he could suck his own dick

[✨🀄🐙🌹✨ @MezzMerzbow]

@_raven_mack_ https://t.co/XLyFpgKhNz

[✨🀄🐙🌹✨ @MezzMerzbow]

Deactivating in a couple days, FYI

[✨🀄🐙🌹✨ @MezzMerzbow]

Ahoy mutuals - if you want to stay in touch once this ship sinks DM me for FB deets or get in touch through https://t.co/o58OsT0FZn

[✨🀄🐙🌹✨ @MezzMerzbow]

I NEVER STOPPED EXPERIENCING BLISS

[✨🀄🐙🌹✨ @MezzMerzbow]

Look this whole edifice seems like it's crashing down at any moment so I'd be remiss not telling y'all about my favorite record of the second half of the year

https://t.co/rQ4onkr2bM

[✨🀄🐙🌹✨ @MezzMerzbow]

An anthemic song that resolves into a guitar solo (for exactly half a measure)

[Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass]

So it goes

[✨🀄🐙🌹✨ @MezzMerzbow]

Principia Mathematica (Dirty Version)

[🐀 🎵🎶🎵🐀 @sky_rockit_]

my legion of minions continues to advance

[Adam Paluka @APaluka]

Ten years ago I found the best classified ad I had ever seen in Oklahoma City. This lives rent free in my head.

[✨🀄🐙🌹✨ @MezzMerzbow]

I mean for my generation it woulda been Victor/Victoria (1982) and Tootsie (1982)

[✨🀄🐙🌹✨ @MezzMerzbow]

A reminder for anyone at a bar with an internet jukebox

[✨🀄🐙🌹✨ @MezzMerzbow]

Enjoying some Wisconsin beverages at The Void in Racine. Already had a brandy old fashioned and a ginger brandy. Apparently there's another local specialty called "beer"

[✨🀄🐙🌹✨ @MezzMerzbow]

Is Bob's Big Boy Croatian?