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Se queda.

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Se queda.

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Saw hype on the timeline and thought there might actually be an ideal Caicedo partner available…

If this comp is anything to go by, then he’s definitely not the guy. Fuck sake 💀

[BlueCoWatch @bluecowatchs]

Chema Andres - Rodri regen.

Chelsea fans , would you take him ahead of Alex Scott and Adam Wharton?

[👁‍🗨 @MezzalaRole]

Not that crazy of a statement.

In isolation you get way more footballing ability by spending £120m on Enzo than you would by splashing +£100m on currently available alternatives.

[Vince™ @Blue_Footy]

If anything, Enzo Fernandez should be £150m considering how the market has gone so far this summer.

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If you agree with this type of thinking then this sport just isn’t for you.

[Vigi | Football Analyst @FootballByVigi]

@MaxFSport Delap scored 2 = Sell.

Jackson did nothing today = Keep.

Seriously?

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If Jackson will accept a spot on the bench then keep. Still too inconsistent to start.

[👁‍🗨 @MezzalaRole]

Thank you.

[Pys @CFCPys]

🚨 Alonso on switching to a back 3:

“The system doesn’t matter, the most important thing is the flow of the team, the principles that we want, we want to be versatile in our approach” (@ChelseaFC)

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Caicedo is just inhuman.

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MISHA 🥲

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I’m just coping by reminding myself that their attack is still meh and their corner strat might be nerfed.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚪️ BREAKING: Bruno Guimarães to Arsenal, HERE WE GO! 🇧🇷

Agreement in place with Newcastle after long talks and personal terms in place with Bruno since July. Fee worth £75m.

New midfielder for Mikel Arteta. 🔜

[👁‍🗨 @MezzalaRole]

Proof that the “protests” we had were just temper tantrums.

[Stake Football @StakeFootball]

🚨🚨| NEW: Lazio fans continue boycott against owner Claudio Lotito — over 𝟗𝟎% of season ticket holders have REFUSED to renew. 😳🇮🇹

The mass revolt could cost Lazio around €20m in lost season ticket revenue.

{@footballitalia}

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Not that hard tbh.

[CFC Central @CFCCentral3]

Not going to lie, this is a crazy deal and Arsenal just upgraded in midfield.

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Quite funny this coming from Syphillis when he’s been flaming the owners for apparently forcing him out, when it’s been clear from the start that he wanted to leave.

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| NEW: Lewis Hall 𝐑𝐄𝐉𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐃 Chelsea's approach this summer, boosting Manchester United's pursuit of the £60m Newcastle left-back.

Hall is reportedly unsettled at St James' Park, with Newcastle's managerial uncertainty adding to speculation.

[@siphillipssport]

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1st team Cobham group is finally pure. Let’s keep it that way.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵⚪️ EXCLUSIVE: Como reach verbal agreement to sign Trevoh Chalobah from Chelsea, here we go!

Club to club agreement in place at €30m fixed fee, €6m add-ons and sell-on clause for the English centre back.

Chalobah wanted Italy + ready for UCL football.

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@NiguezInLondon Even if he is, he’s not what we need.

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Is it a genetic attribute for English people to always be so fucking butthurt?

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Has he regressed the last two years? Otherwise I’m all for it.

[Stake Football @StakeFootball]

🚨🚨| JUST IN: Chelsea make enquiries about Atalanta's Giorgio Scalvini, valued at €𝟒𝟎𝐌. 👀🇮🇹

Scalvini's new agent actively exploring the English market.

{@lucacerchione}

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Why does she always have to be like this?

[Olivia Buzaglo @OliviaBuzaglo]

It’s honestly the weirdest situation with Mudryk haha. He didn’t exactly do much before the ban yet most Chelsea fans love him & are actually buzzing he’s back 🤣

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😱😱😱

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 OFFICIAL: Mykhailo Mudryk is clear to play again after doping accusations. Case settled.

Mudryk, expected to join Chelsea in Hong Kong for pre-season tour. He’s gonna be available immediately.

[👁‍🗨 @MezzalaRole]

You send defenders to play for Lampard if you want to lower their value and kill their self esteem.

Keep Josh as far away from him as possible.

[Brian @CFCMJordan]

Josh to Coventry and Frank would be gold.