Michael Flatley

hey, I think you’re pretty neat, but I respect your distance

[Michael Flatley @Mflatley22]

I think trump should have at least proposed a wall around cooperstown to keep the fucking tourists away

[Michael Flatley @Mflatley22]

Just so you know, you make us feel like this

[Michael Flatley @Mflatley22]

When you are parked at the very back of an empty Walmart parking lot at 11PM and some one pulls next to you.. Yeah ok Jeffrey Dahmer I've seen enough True Crime episodes to know how this one ends

[Michael Flatley @Mflatley22]

@Jordan_Shaul Alright you get a temporary pass

[Michael Flatley @Mflatley22]

MERRY CHRISTMAS

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Just walked into an Arby’s and asked, “What’s fresh today?” The cashier pointed to her cold sore.

[Michael Flatley @Mflatley22]

The commissioners trophy breaking during the Red Sox WS parade is about to curse them for another 86 years.. Go Yanks

[Michael Flatley @Mflatley22]

@Not_Dylan33 women who hydrate and show you < women who don't think the earth is flat

[Michael Flatley @Mflatley22]

I'm going truck shopping in a few months and I'm already stressed

[Jordan Payton @LEGIQN]

#DatingAdvice

Her Mom is cooking dinner.
Tell her she's a great cook, but not as good as your Mother.

Proceed to pull out a plastic bag filled with your Mom's food & say, "I won't be needing anymore of yours."

[Michael Flatley @Mflatley22]

@marian_pollock Haha

[Michael Flatley @Mflatley22]

@marian_pollock im flatley

[Michael Flatley @Mflatley22]

@marian_pollock In

[Michael Flatley @Mflatley22]

@marian_pollock

[Michael Flatley @Mflatley22]

@marian_pollock @LEGIQN I'm so ready. I shaved my legs for this.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Why won't Republicans demand an FBI investigation? Because such an investigation would take months (beyond the election), and is based on a 36-year-old unverifiably vague allegation about which witnesses have already testified and denied knowledge.

[Michael Flatley @Mflatley22]

@marian_pollock My face when I say "nigga" in a tweet in response to Marian saying it in a tweet

[Michael Flatley @Mflatley22]

@marian_pollock My face when Marian says "nigga" in a tweet

[Michael Flatley @Mflatley22]

Anyone who thinks its okay to keep trying to talk with someone when they have both earbuds in, drink hotdog water you imperial scum