Matt Fleming

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[Piarais Mac Alastair @piarais91]

#Saudi: women receive 90 lashes for being raped. In the UK, flags were at half mast for #KingAbdullah.

[Matt Fleming @MflemingMatt]

@GaryLineker shit on room 101.

[Atheist Republic @AtheistRepublic]

7 years? They only need a three day warranty.

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

Yes, Bible contains nasty verses like Koran (one was cribbed from the other). But which holy book is followed more literally today?

[Matt Fleming @MflemingMatt]

Up at 5, stood waiting at 6. Life doesn't get much better.

[Matt Fleming @MflemingMatt]

Playing with acetylene...

[Bad Joke Cat @BadJokeCat]

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a voluptuous lobster?

One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.

[Matt Fleming @MflemingMatt]

@Fleminggggg I hope you get a root canal.

[Matt Fleming @MflemingMatt]

@Fleminggggg oh Alastair, your delusion amuses me.

[Matt Fleming @MflemingMatt]

@Fleminggggg the key words are legend and elder.

[Matt Fleming @MflemingMatt]

@Fleminggggg show some respect

[Matt Fleming @MflemingMatt]

@Fleminggggg alright miserable cunt

[Craft Beer Snob @AntipodeanBloke]

Justin Bieber got 1 Million retweets by simply tweeting "Hello"

Let's see if it works for me..

"Justin Bieber's a cunt"

[Matt Fleming @MflemingMatt]

@Fleminggggg @emilybarber_ ya mums cunt yo

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I’m mad at planes.

[Matt Fleming @MflemingMatt]

@TweetFightVIP @emilybarber_ wtf is that? Haha

[Matt Fleming @MflemingMatt]

@emilybarber_ #fucku